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"I'm an introverted, shy, thinking, genuine person with
humor that leans towards bad taste and I tend to laugh at..."
More about Sascha
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Hobbies and Interests:
Reading, cooking, horror movies from the '60s and '70s, playing with clay, Comic Book Guy (anything Simpsons), Disneyland, BBQing, WW2, the outdoors, fabulous old things, indulging my 3rd grade sense of humor
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Favorite Books:
Wuthering Heights, Villette, The Monk, silly stories by P.G. Wodehouse, Jacob's Room, Mrs. Dalloway, Poe stories, Frankenstein, Return of the Native, The Master and Margarita
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Favorite Movies:
Vincent Price movies, '60s-'70s horror, Kung Fu, Once Upon a Time in the West, '60s and '70s Bollywood, The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Blow Up, David Lynch movies, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Stuart Gordon films (who DOESN'T love Castle Freak?)
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Favorite Music:
New Orleans brass, funk, R and B, and blues. Bob Dylan, the Frogs, Combustible Edison, Bollywood, LuxuriaMusic.com, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone, Serge Gainsbourg, Spaghetti Western Soundtracks
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Favorite TV Shows:
THE SIMPSONS, Family Guy, Strangers with Candy, The Sopranos, Tales from the Crypt, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Singing Detective, The Prisoner, The Office, Antiques Roadshow, Discovery Channel stuff, Girlfriends
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About Me:
I'm an introverted, shy, thinking, genuine person with
humor that leans towards bad taste and I tend to laugh at
inappropriate moments. I have a big heart but very little
tolerance for meanness. I'm not big on the small talk, but
if I can get past that initial shyness of meeting new
people, I can be a fiercely loyal and devoted friend. I
love to travel - New Orleans has become my favorite escape
(I'm a big fan of go-cups). Oh, and as much as I try, I really can't hold my liquor.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Genuine people who aren't easily offended and who can
dig Disneyland. I
also love meeting intelligent people with
interests, people who have something to contribute, are
passionate about their pursuits and don't give a damn about
how they are perceived by others. Although I definitely have an appreciation for moderately neurotic people, the Woody
Allen types make my skin crawl. I enjoy people who share my
interests and have similar tastes in movies, books, etc.,
but I'm drawn even more to people with very different
views, sometimes because I like to laugh at them, but
mostly because I am unendingly curious about people and
different points of view.
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her quiet demeanor is a red hot
supervixen, ready to pounce. When
this sexy volcano explodes, she lays
entire villages to waste with her fiery
hot lava. All the young dudes want
her, but watch out, Skippy. She's got
a rich boyfriend who will buy and sell
your ass before you can say "Santa
Monica Boulevard. This one's a
keeper!
manages to lighten the mood in a room
with her glowing smile. So yo yo...
Holla' biotch howz come ya neva call
me, shit yo momma won't stop, tell her
to take me off her speed dial damn it!
a day. I want to see how long it can
hold its breath underwater. I want to
give it copious BOTOX injections and
puffy collagen lips like Amanda Lepore.
I want to play it all my favourite
Justin Timberlake tracks and brush its
pretty hair. What fun we could have!
day, too.
What to say about this girl? She's a
champ! She speaks Klingon and Elvish
fluently! I heard she likes the rodeo.
Whenever she writes naughty, I can
always visualize her sitting before
her computer with that mischievous,
evil little grin. She's up to no good
and that's why I love her so much!
band 'Combustible Edison.' She
even has a cardboard cutout of the
Millionaire that she poses for photos
with. She needs to get a clue, get out,
meet REAL LIVING people, and put
an end to this obsessive fantasy.
He's not going to write you back
Sascha! Let it go! He's probably
drinking with millioneiress german
supermodels or sleeping with
mexican school boys right now.
about to commit a crime. She ha' a
powerful grip that can rip out hair.
Angela, Cal-ee-for-ny-aye. Queen of the
Egg Plant Tea Party. Good good peeps who
were very kind to vanityboy. See I got
thru this testimonial without mentioning
that damn Diznit Lazand. Ooops!