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Armandomatt

Male, 28, In a Relationship, New York, NYMore

Vanja
Posted
One time Armando & Danny & I got chased out of the Cedar Bar together, this is before of course the final closing of the Cedar Bar, & when I say "chased out" I mean that some dudes were, like, running after us. Armando seems to think it was all my fault. I blame great-aunt Hann -- factuality itself depends for its continued existence upon the existence of the nontotalitarian world my ass! this guy was rude to the waiter!

Vanja
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I like to call Armando my "sister from another blister", in part becuz of the quivering-petaled phalaenopsis that twinkles down from where his legs meet, and in part becuz it is my understanding that he hatched a la Mothra from a craggly, lichen-faced blood blister approximately the size of the Mosque of Umar. impedance spectroscopy reveals that he is equal parts palm oil, palmolive, & napalm; try it, give him a scratch.

Vanja
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catholicism is pagan because it is polytheistic catholicism is undeniably a "major firm" catholicism is the fashionable anti catholicism is the mother of harlots and abominations catholicism is unique anus catholicism is one of the most misunderstood religions in the world catholicism is really a wellspring for spiritless filth catholicism is mother church catholicism is as american as the roulette wheel catholicism is portrayed to be this great world power that like totally runs shit catholicism is the largest single religious group catholicism is a way catholicism is not a cult catholicism is one of the oldest rites of worship in the christian church catholicism is a rite known as the "old catholics" catholicism is one aspect of this larger encounter catholicism is blatant catholicism is only one denomination catholicism is theologically justified but is contested by others who root the face of the mole of the sugarless

Vanja
Posted
Please don't murder me. Please don't shut off my section 8. Please don't water the other men's begonias. Please don't call me that. Please don't get crazy with the mayonnaise. Please don't explain how allergies work when I'm ringing my bell in the morning. Please don't talk about murder while I'm eating. Please don't leave me, don't ever leave me here, alone, the grayed alluvial flats, the greened inconsequent scruggs, and please not the skyline, anything but that...

Carolyn
Posted
Armando is the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm still not sure I entirely comprehend the epochal changes this astoundingly brilliant heatingly sizzlingly handsome blue eyed bronze skinned man has made in my world: saying things that cause wows to come a-trembling to my lips, with a touch half thought of a giant loaf extending maybe 18 inches down his not too tight pant-leg (but evocative nonetheless, of form and shall i venture to say: FUNCTION), a battering piece for the archive: jam that in your card catalogue, in the wiki of my newly networked knowledge structure. Armando: you are so phallocentric.