My pet super-jew and probably my most
cherished best friend in life. Jared
is an incredibly loyal and loving man--
is the kind of guy who can make you
laugh at yourself, and will sit with
you and laugh at everyone else on any
given day and twice on Sundays. Jare
is by far the best listener and best
talker (which the two should be
contradictory, but somehow he found a
way to unite the two) I know he is
always there to lend a hand, a strong
shoulder, and in my case, a sound-
barrier breaking slap on the ass. I
also don't know anyone who can bust
out the quarterback quite like him, or
find a way to charm his way out of the
fact that he (in a drunken stupor)
almost pissed in the corner of
someone's house. He also killed Yoda
for me (the toy Yoda that spouted evil
at me) to break the curse of the Texas
bar, and to this day bares the battle
scars to prove it because he "lost
time." with the hammer. I couldn't ask
for a better friend. You single ladies
shoud be lining up to witness his
cabbage patch.
cherished best friend in life. Jared
is an incredibly loyal and loving man--
is the kind of guy who can make you
laugh at yourself, and will sit with
you and laugh at everyone else on any
given day and twice on Sundays. Jare
is by far the best listener and best
talker (which the two should be
contradictory, but somehow he found a
way to unite the two) I know he is
always there to lend a hand, a strong
shoulder, and in my case, a sound-
barrier breaking slap on the ass. I
also don't know anyone who can bust
out the quarterback quite like him, or
find a way to charm his way out of the
fact that he (in a drunken stupor)
almost pissed in the corner of
someone's house. He also killed Yoda
for me (the toy Yoda that spouted evil
at me) to break the curse of the Texas
bar, and to this day bares the battle
scars to prove it because he "lost
time." with the hammer. I couldn't ask
for a better friend. You single ladies
shoud be lining up to witness his
cabbage patch.