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      • Christopher
      • Posted
      • The windows broken, the trash is
        knocked over and rooted through, the
        liquor cabinet is empty, and the dog is
        pregnant.

        Yup, Great (some number of greats...)
        grandpa's been over!

        I hear he tells great stories.
      • Rael
      • Posted
      • Though we are both committed to
        plundering, his whole rape and pillage
        method is a lot more ballsy than my
        seduce and leech policy. I bet he has
        a topknot like mine under that stupid
        leather taco of a hat.
      • Naoko Grace
      • Posted
      • man... This is just too weird...

        Look at the picture of you!! Couldn't
        you find something better eh?!
      • Ben
      • Posted
      • Don't be fooled by the name. His
        beard is really more of a dark brown -
        a burnt sienna if you will. The only
        thing looser than his women are his
        ethical standards. If he says he
        wants to powder your nose, run,
        because the only powder he has is
        the black kind. I am buying him a lice
        comb and a certificate to a day spa
        for his birthday. You could use a
        facial peel and some highlights,
        Beard!
      • Jill
      • Posted
      • I met Edward when he sailed into port
        at Philidelphia. We had a few
        wonderful nights together- we'll he
        actually treated me like crap and told
        me that he would turn me into
        a "freebooter" if I didn't do what he
        wanted- whatever that means. So now I
        am taking him to court for missing over
        250 years of child support checks- that
        bastard!

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