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      • Liv
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      • i hope you havent changed/wont behave too much because i have been looking for trouble but i think you took it all away with you. so bring some back here and we will steal a golf cart and ride off on a whisky soaked adventure. xo
      • Armandomatt
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      • One time Drew and I were taking one of our long barefoot walks along the beach, with our trousers rolled. We saw a mermaid lying on the sand with its arms out-thrown and the nice curve of its neck exposed, real pretty against the wet sand. So we walked over to this pretty mermaid, admiring the way her scales shone and reflected the water. Hey, hon, said Drew. Hey, Baby, what are you doing alone here, with your arms out-thrown on this beach-sand, I asked. I've always wondered, Drew said, where a mermaid's bum is, considering you people don't have legs. Can you tell us, ma'am? And then I said: I wonder, ma'am, if any state or institution might recognize your rights, indeed, I wonder, ma'am, if from the legal standpoint you are a person at all? And Drew and I looked at each other, and the surf hissed at the sand like a chaotic orgy of white medusa heads, and we looked at that poor silent sea creature with out-thrown arms, and the air was ominous with her helplessnes.
      • Michael Barry
      • Posted
      • remember when you broke up our band? oh wait its MY band
      • Elizabeth
      • Posted
      • remember when mike was gay, oh wait she still
        is.

        happy birthday

        ps i remember those broken ribs and i think they
        were worth it
      • UncleCrusher
      • Posted
      • i have been forcing lil' jon beats into my head for
        an hour. What?!? What?!? What?!? What?!?
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      • Armandomatt
      • Posted
      • The heavy, soft crushed edge of the tortoise is
        not unfamiliar to its natural predator, which
        many experts claim to be Drew. --Drew, who
        cut a gash in my pants with that heavy soft
        crushed edge, but cut that gash in a moment
        of aggrivated passion.
      • Michael Barry
      • Posted
      • gayicals gayicals
      • Liv
      • Posted
      • i dont know how you found out about it,
        but my mom was holding a shotgun to
        ram up your moms ass! (truly a
        worthwhile event to memorialize, ever so
        appropriately on your ass.)

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