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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Dallas, TX
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Mark's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/234322
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Occupation:
lactic acid squeezer, egocentric typist, nice guy
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What I enjoy doing:
breathing, my boyfriend Jim, photographing things, writing stuff and getting it published, my website, living a wino's lifestyle on a corpse's budget, films galore, going on road trips, riding my bike around NYC, my friends
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Favorite Books:
My Name Is Asher Lev, Infinite Jest, Camille Paglia, I'm also a collector of Harry Stephen Keeler books
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Favorite Movies:
Rear Window, Female Trouble, Logan's Run, Times Square, Harold and Maude, Let's Scare Jessica To Death, Fight Club, The Stalking Of Laura Black, Dario Argento, Jacques Tati, Polanski, Jean-luc Godard, Kubrick, Hitchcock
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Favorite Music:
the kind of music where everytime you listen to it you hear something different, free jazz, experimental improv, weird rock, noise, old new wave and punk, outsider stuff, old soundtracks, Jim and Jennie and the Pinetops, I listen to WFMU.org a lot
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Favorite TV Shows:
COPS, America's Most Wanted, America's Funniest Home Videos, World's Wildest Police Videos, Strangers With Candy, The Larry Sanders Show
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
go to my website www.MarkAllenCam.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
Fellow card-carrying members of the following organizations: NRA, KKK, Virginia
Southern Baptist Republican Ladies League, Operation Rescue, American
Family Association, Army of God. Also, someone with that certain look in their
eyes... that look that says, "I am a whirlwind
of neurotic imbalance and dangerous, bipolar psychosis... and you are going to be
my emotional doormat. Um... did that come out right? I'm having trouble typing
because I just got back from 7-11. I wanted to yell at them again for counter-suing.
A Big Gulp I bought there once was too big
for the drink holder in my Lexus and I couldn't get it in there... so I could free my
other
driving hand, and therefore it caused me to scratch my cornea with a granola bar I
had in the *other* hand because I was trying to also apply mascara to my goatee
in the
rearview mirror while I drove.
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testimonial today is because Mark
Allen has taken my insulin (again!)
and wont give it back until I say how
wonderful, intelligent and sexy he
truly is. And that every single person
in the world pales in comparison to
him and that sex will never be better
than with Mark. He is the King and
will rock your world; pathetic lower
beings! There are you happy now
Mark?! Have I totted your greatness
enough to satisfy your dark twisted
urges! Can I please have my insulin
back now! i Am sTarTiNg toO fEeL a
LitTlE biT fuNnY...I'M nOt KiDdinG
HeRE, i FeEl rEalLy aWfu.....
Miami international Airport, Im gonna
chain his ass to the busiest park
bench in South Beach, so we can ALL
have our way with him.....
looking this webpage. Great! Now
what the Hell am I gonna do?
Thanks a lot Mark Allen! Just when I
thought I couldn't possibly be any
more homosexualy gayer ..BINGO!
I'm suddenly "that much" gayer. Now
I'm gay with sugar on top. Oh why
Mark? Why? Jeepers!
a Care Bear or a Freakin MonChichi,
Popple, or that hideous My pet
Monster...MARK ALLEN DOLL I SAYS!!!
tried on numerous occasions to rape*
mark. but mark has this nasty habit
of making monkey noises when in the
presence of throbbing black members,
and our star player kept losing his
erection. we're sending in the cuban
ish one next.
(*mark has confessed that
his "recurring nightmare" of being
raped by a black man in a prison
situation is actually more of a
childhood fantasy.)
everything I wish I could be. I can fly higher than an
eagle; society is a hole. Meet Mark Allen, a man with a
few qualities you might want to check out. As a writer, I
don't mind saying he has few peers. Just look at his
website, markallencam.com, and you'll see. Hey, talent
doesn't grow on trees, and It's in ABUNDANCE here.
Did someone say "sense of humor"? After just one
listen, I think you'll agree Mark Allen pound for pound is
funnier and more humorous than any comparable
person in his status range! About now you're probably
thinking "but I already have friends , and I know some
pretty good writers". Well,we like to call that kind of
thinking "Negative Promotion". All Negative Promotion
does is weaken our social and immediate
environmental attitudes. So... give Mark a try. You'll be
glad you did! Oh-and one more thing. Mark is
GORGEOUS. But- hands off, ladies- he's taken!
Thanks for reading.
combover. Glad to see Dario Argento
is still on your hot list. Come to LA
and ride around Echo Park lake in my
woody minivan--you can hold my
chihuahua/Jack Russell Duke if you can
keep him from running around like a
wildman (you may find that he's the
canine version of you).
LEN
standing in Mark's way of world
domination: (1) A generous patron, (2)
a good editor, (3) a more reliable
crack dealer.
surreal) + mad scientist + artsy(artsy>fartsy)
+ Dr. Suess + cool-as-fuck... He only lives for
pleasure, since he has been freed by the
servo-mechanisms which provide
everything. BTW, no matter how much he
begs and pleads, don't let him show you The
Jar.