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"I am me. YAY! I don't know what else really to say about
myself. I am a nice guy. I can be a real prick on
occasion..."
More about Zachory
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Occupation:
unemployed
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Hobbies and Interests:
Reading, music, movies, killing time with my laziness, coffee, college basketball(go hoosiers), hockey(go bruins), football(go colts and niners), humor in all forms, and things of a political nature
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Favorite Books:
The Rum Diary, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Better Than Sex, A Clockwork Orange, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Series
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Favorite Movies:
The Shawshank Redemption, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Say Anything, Almost Famous, Boogie Nights, Evil Dead Trilogy, Grosse Pointe Blank, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Fight Club, and others.
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Favorite Music:
Lynyrd Skynyrd, Sublime, George Strait, Johnny Cash (RIP), The Ataris, AFI, Less Than Jake, U2, Hank III, John Mayer, The Misfits, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Counting Crowes, Bob Dylan, Fear, D.I., Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, and Van Morrison
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Favorite TV Shows:
South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Sports Night, SNL, 30 Minute Meals (don't ask me why), The West Wing, Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. Show, and Full House.
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About Me:
I am me. YAY! I don't know what else really to say about
myself. I am a nice guy. I can be a real prick on
occasion but can't everybody. Not really knowing of what
else to say, but I will say this. My one great observation
on life and fate has been this.
"Fate is kinda funny when it has your hand being bitten by
a drunk lesbian."
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Who I Want to Meet:
some people with same interests and faves. Oh yeah,
someone who is comfortable enough with themselves to
say, "oh yeah, that's my fave!" And people who are just
good honest people. Not really into people who are
dishonest. I'm really big on trust. So if you are good
people, my AIM name is: AJokerToAThief, also last but not
least, people who are offended by cigarette smokers and
beer drinkers, need not come communicate me
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unemploymint must rilly get you the
hotties. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. Step aside
and let the master handle the sistas
the way they WANT to be handeled.
BOOOOOYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Friend! I will always remember our
fun times in high school and
Fazoli's. Ian's right, you can't find
a more perfect balance between sleazy
and cool. Zack is the man!
ass! Zack is cool. Zack's an ass. Zack
is cool. Zack's an ass. Zack is cool.
Zack's an ass. Zack is cool Zack's an
ass. Zack is cool. Zack's an ass. Zack
is cool. Who know's???
for one he is one of the only people
that can find a balance of being the
sleaziest man alive, and still be super
cool. the only other is Mr. Burt
Reynolds. thats right, this kid is
cooler than burt reynolds, and that is
something right there. i tell ya
what... this kid is so fuckin Bono it
hurts. one look at him with the
sunglasses on and you think "whoa, when
did Bono get here? nevermind that,
where is the edge?". also, the first
memory i really have of this kid is in
middle school during ISTEP testing. i
look over at him and he was eating the
paper ruler that comes with the test.
what a goat! couch rules! much love man!
to say about this guy. This guy will
have one arm around your shoulder,
singing FEAR lyrics, and have the other
arm occupied by throwing back the beers
like only Big Sleazy can, recognize.
It's obvious by the pictures that Couch
is the true American, rock on.
motherfucker (but only sometimes).
We've had our differences in the past,
but that was a while back. I think
Zack is a good guy and he likes a lot
of good movies so that makes him cool.
Since he seems to be unemployed at the
moment, I will pay him $20 to be in a
porn where he has sex with a midget.
That's right, Midget Porn is a growing
market and we intend on cashing in on
it. PCP. Big Sleazy Couch forever.
MAN!!! He knows whats up when it
comes to southern rock, and he knows
whats up when it comes to modeling.
Check him out.