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"Things got weird when I found out that my sister was really my mom.
All I want is a girl to hold and squeeze and..."
More about Ted
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Occupation:
Lady Killer (literally), Handsome Devil
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Hobbies and Interests:
Blunt Objects, Short Drives to Secluded Locations, My VW, The Ladies, Being Handsome and Smart, Smiling, Murder, Having Great Hair.
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Favorite Music:
The sweet sucking sounds of an open wound. Screams.
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About Me:
Things got weird when I found out that my sister was really my mom.
All I want is a girl to hold and squeeze and smother...with love! I'm here
for the takin' ladies!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Ladies. Preferable with long brown hair. Recently I broke my arm so I
was hoping that I could find someone to share time with, who could
maybe help me get my canoe onto my bug so we can go for a paddle.
I'm not above asking for help, then making you scream for it.
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normal...could have had a normal wife, normal
house, normal kids, normal job. BORING. he
knew that life is short and you gotta do
something to distinguish yourself, get yourself
in the history books.