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"Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a..."
More about May
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Schools (Other):
Boston University, University of Miami
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Occupation:
monkey lover. clearly.
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Affiliations:
Yoga Inbound, LCA (Last Chance for Animals), Green Peace, ASPCA
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Hobbies and Interests:
just got into surfing!, geography, yoga, candy (the goo kind), dried fruits, my stupid puppies and helplessly fat kitty (his legs are shrinking by the minute), reiki, snowboarding, seafood, my stuffed duck (or any stuffed things for that matter ...but I'm not a furry...), real friends, travelling, avant garde films, children's books, movies, no more moving
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Favorite Books:
Works by Bukowski, Ende, Akutagawa, Vonnegut, Salinger, Anderson
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Favorite Movies:
Zoolander, Momento, Happiness, Adaptation, The Royal Tenembaums, Dead Poet Society, Life is Beautiful, Night at the Roxburry, Fear and Loathing, Trainspotting, and brand new addition: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!!!
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Favorite Music:
Sublime, Phish, The Beatles, all Drum n' Bass, Jason Mraz, Ween, Marley, David Byrne, The Beach Boys, Chili Peppers, Dave Matthews, whatever CDs Brian makes
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Favorite TV Shows:
Friends (I still have them reruns), Scrubs, Six Feet Under, Animal Precinct, Road Rules (some), Real World vs. Road Rules Battles, ER, Carnivale, Arrested Development, Apprentice (I don't know why, but I can't stop watching it...)
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle.
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Who I Want to Meet:
(Dancing) Christopher Walken, Will Ferrel, Charlie Kaufman
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Plus she's my new designated driver.
Stay away from my kidneys and everything
should be cool.
Love,
Mick
and accepting person. She'll even
forgive you if you forget to call her
on her Birthday!
crazy.... dont let her fool you... shes
crazy.... she pretends to be some nice
calm cute japanese girl.. but oh no...
shes got a wild side for doing odd
things to funky monkeys... but we love
her....
sex....she is the apple and peach and
banana that makes up my Chiquita
Tanqueria Congo Hat. I always let her
win when we play twister so that she is
on top. Everyone who associates with
her should feel lucky to be in her
presence....if you got beef with that
statement, then give some to me.