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von michael
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
Houston, TX
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Company:
hobbit cafe
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von michael's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2352555
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Other education:
UH
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Occupation:
Romeo
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Affiliations:
sovereign, none
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What I enjoy doing:
Nirvana, Country, my best friend Barrett, religious stuff (esp. meditation), therapy, keeping the ladies occupied
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Favorite Books:
TS Eliot, Cormac McCarthy, and Faulkner. Freud and Plato. Bridget Jones Diary. various Buddhist reading.
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Favorite Movies:
Beetlejuice, Bettlejuice, Beetlejuice
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Favorite Music:
Josh Mease's Superiority Complex, the Alan Hampton, Danzig, stevie wonder, beach boys, bjork, beck, queen, the cult, d'angelo, hank williams sr., Willie Nelson, ODB (RIP), Tupac, soundgarden, nirvana, ween, leonard cohen (my fav) pixies, blind melon, portishead, leonard cohen, miles davis, nillson
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
Physically I have a brawny, Jew-ish figure laced with labor-intensive little sweat potatoes. I never work them out any more, but they manage to stay fresh. You wouldn't believe. I like to ride my motorcycle up and down the block, and get all sweaty you know? And then I like to take my shirt off and take pictures of myself in front of the camera. I find really hot girls respond really well to pictures of me sweaty and shirtless on my bike.
Deep down though, I need to know that I am more than just a pair of biceps muscling their way through the cruel, cruel world seduced by the bike on one hand and sexual mind games on the other. I am still looking for that special girl who will pick me up off the ground and say, "hey, there are other ways of saying 'I love you' than doing pushups all day and nite." But deep down, I just believe all girls want is a bodybuilder.
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Who I Want to Meet:
leonard cohen, my dream girl, a h almaas, Hank III
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wide open.
hanging low over your shoulder type
balls. that's all...
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Subject: Michael
Status: OMNIPOTENT
right now. that makes us soulmates.
soulmates in the infinite glory of
empty plastic bottles drifting in a
third world world country's fetid water
supply. it's that kind of love. the
love that makes you fart really hard
and turn around fast so you can smell
it. the kind of love that makes you
hot for lactating breasts and ingrown
toenails and misshapen clitorii.
michael is my kinda love.
Think you don't have any repressed
sexual desires? well, oedipus rex
beware, he'll prove you wrong. And
as much as he wants to convince
you that he is a member of the
gentrified urban subculture, oh no,
he's a country boy at heart. He's a
genteel southerner who works with
his hands in the dirt and knows how
to treat a lady right. He says things
like "sugarpie" and "yessum." oh
Lawd have mercy upon a southern
belle who happens to spy this man
a-shoveling all day and all night.
Why, he could make a crow blush. In
fact, one little crow is blushing right
now.
knows what it takes to break a young
lion's heart. don't trust him with your
heart cause he's just gonna end up
breaking it. michael breaks hearts.
ever thought I'd hear from again. We
really only hung out a while but it
seems that we were friends for a
really long time. I have his McCoy
Tyner CD and he has (or had) my Roy
Hargrove disc. I think me having Elvin
Jones to listen to has been for the
greater good and my band members would
thank you for it. Anyway, Mike has
always been a lady killer and I can
only imagine what he's like after
(hopefully) growing some body hair. I
miss you patnah.
p.s.
Who's the big winner?