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"I live at home with my mother, her husband and her
boyfriend as well as my 15 cats. We don't believe in
spaying or..."
More about Alice
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Schools (Other):
still a 10-year junior at the local community college
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College/University:
Rochester Institute of Technology, Attended 1994 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
accomplished career waitress/part time fluffer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Lives of Saints, squirrels, ironing socks, alphabetizing spice racks, PBR, air guitar, CASCAR
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Favorite Books:
Compleat Idiot's Guide for Dummies, anything by Cliff Notes
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Favorite Movies:
Gigli, Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, Drunken Master, Lesbian Spank Inferno
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Favorite Music:
Any music with accordion and cow bell, Three Tenors, New Main Street Singers, Von Trapp Family Singers
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sister Wendy, Sewing with Nancy, QVC, 700 Club, After School Specials, Infomercials, Charles in Charge
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About Me:
I live at home with my mother, her husband and her
boyfriend as well as my 15 cats. We don't believe in
spaying or neutering. I believe all animals should have
free choice on whether to abstain from sex. Every year I
take 20-30 12-year old boys to the State Park and instruct
them in the Arts . . . My knowledge of porn comes in
handy. I exist on Mrs. Zetinas home cooking, but I mainly
visit friends at mealtime in hopes they will feed me. I
also scout out supermarkets for free samples. My
prosthetic forehead sometimes slips over my eyes when Im
driving. It also comes in handy at party games. I am a
Scorpio, which is a water element. I have to be or live
near water. I get my strength from water. I live to
travel. Truly go anywhere, do anything. I am the evil
twin to my brother angelic nature.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anybody that wants to go out. He should want to dress to
accessorize and color coordinate my outfits. He should
like to cook, clean and do windows. My ideal fantasy is looking for a guy that will get on his hands and knees and scrub my kitchen floors. Any takers? please don't waste my time if you are ugly and not rich
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I notice your profile and you seem really cool! I'm sure we have a
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unintentionally brought me and my honey
together? except that alice and i had a fine
time drinking at all the random bars that
rochester had to offer. she's the best! i love
tremors and i love alice!
She is one of the best people I know.
She is kind, cool and crazy. However, I
am a little shocked that she cut my
face off of one of the pictures on this
site!!!
addiction to porn, I mean Ikea doesn't
make a cabinet or bookcase large enough
to hold it all, everytime she giggles,
it's because you said something that
makes her think of porn. Her most
favoritist porn is the one with the
squirrels, she likes squirrels, i dunno
why they're little grey bastards, and I
try to deplete the population every
chance I get. And when I succeed in
doing so there's alice with her shoe
box and nuts trying to revive it, i
mean she's the only person I know who
would perform CPR on a rodent with a
bushy tail, Busy tail I bet that makes
her think about porn.
share, but Alice honestly has the best laugh
out of everyone I know and is an incredible
vegetarian cook.
spaying and neutering" she means her
and her kats, she talks to
them...sometimes i think she's talking
to me because her one eye wanders
extensively, but she's really talking
to her cats, or her friend gertie that
invisibly follows behind her. we met
in middle school, when i had to put out
a forrest fire her cellulite ridden
thighs started on a field trip to the
park.
involving some goats and a man with a
prosthetic arm. I will be forever
changed now. And, I might add,
sitting will be uncomfortalbe for at
least a few more months. Way to go, Z
girl....way to go. Seriously though,
she's one of the best most real people
I've had the decency of crossing paths
with...and even though I can't go to
Duke's Petting Zoo ever again - it was
totally worth it. ;)
until Alice has tackle-hugged you. I
LOVE ALICE!!! I LOVE ALICE!!! I LOVE
ALICE!!! I LOVE ALICE!!! I LOVE
ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!