Jonathan Corbblah

I teach chess to children

Miscegenation, Defenestration, Verisimilitude, Scatology, Antidisestablishmentarianism, Antitransubstantiationalism

To Kill a Mockingbird, Siddhartha, Chess Traps and Zaps, Catcher in the Rye, Everybody Poops

The Princess Bride, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Graduate

I really like Eddie Murphy's Party all the Time.

The episode of Three's Company where there was that big misunderstanding.

Libra

First off, you will often find me caring for cute kittens and putting those tiny little casts on tiny little birdies.
In my off time, I like to volunteer with the Special Olympics as a hugger. For that special lady, I will croon Michael Bolton songs and recite Tom Cruises lines from Jerry McGuire in falsetto voice (yes, I will have you at hello).

I have a fourth degree yellow belt in the Art of Karate and dance the Charleston like youve never seen. Sunday mornings, I practice Tai Chi in the nude, in front of my ten cats. I have the unique gift of being able to keep it real, while simultaneously taking it to the next level. My favorite movies include 'Breakin 2 The Electric Boogalo', 'Weekend at Bernies II', and 'Mannequin.'

I am not afraid to cry. On rainy days, I pour a glass of Chardonnay, stare motionless out the window at the trees, and let the tears stream down my cheek.

I am very close with my parents, as we often chat and share. After we are done, I walk back to my bedroom.

I always dress immaculately, often in Purple. I am more macho than Jack Tripper and much handier than Schneider. I am as funny as Gallagher and I love to be nude.

I know this is a lot to take for you. You may have a sudden urge to commit Hari Kari at the thought of missing out with a catch such as myself.
Take a deep breath, my precious treasure. Look what happened to Icarus.

I've already met everyone I want to meet. But Thanks...