Lizzard Henry

Writer, translator

Literary translation, writing, poetry, history, science fiction, sexual politics, genderqueer, books, books, books, and books; blogging, reading, geocaching, board games, role playing games.

I read so much that it's ridiculous to try to list favorite books. Pancatantra, Odyssey, Mahabharata, Golden Lotus, Left Hand of Darkness, Billion Days of Earth. Ruth Fielding. Cherry Ames. Can switch from Conan books to Marcus Aurelius and not notice.

The Killer, Shaolin Soccer, All About My Mother, Ginger Rogers & Fred Astaire, most old corny black and white movies

latin american oldies, 80s retro, ska, blues, funk

Old Star Trek

Nerd, self-appointed know it all, slacker, klutz, total goofball.
My favorite thing to do is sit around having good ideas and inventing things and thinking of novels that should be written. Actually doing or finishing these projects is not my strong point!
Awful, stupid, I mean really stupid, jokes always make me laugh.
So, this pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender finally says, 'Dude, why have you got a steering wheel in your pants?' And the pirate says, 'Arrrrr, matey, it's driving me nuts!'

More bookish gamers and other literary translators... cute pervy nerds...