Ian Brock

clerk

music, good tv shows, satanism, comedy, making out, being an asshole, killing babies, playing guitar, not dying, sleeping.

say anything, the sure thing, run ronnie run, swingers, the lord of the rings movies, grosse pointe blank, old school, bottle rocket, donnie darko, from dusk til dawn, baseketball, friday, next friday.

alkaline trio, ryan adams, blink 182, jimmy eat world, reel big fish, zebrahead, tom waits, thrice, third eye blind, the clash, D.I., Misfits, Bad Religion, robbie williams, bad astronaut, nofx, dashboard confessional, whiskeytown, creeper lagoon.

seinfeld, mr. show, friends, reno 911, south park, the daily show, conan o'brien, the family guy, the simpsons, saved by the bell.

i am the raddest fucking dude alive! if i were an animal i
would probably be a blue footed boobie. if i were any more
suicidal i would probably be dead now. i like tacos but i
have a problem with taco bell at times. i have a new
obsession with quiznos subs, which has taken the place of
my obsession before that which was buffalo chicken strips.

i want to meet cool people. if you have a good sense of
humor and aren't a politically correct sissy who takes
everything the wrong way then you could be a potential cool
person. also it is a plus if you like to make fun of
retarded people. i know it is morally wrong, but they make
me uncomfortable and that is my way of dealing with it.
and.... no fatties.