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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Newton Highlands, MA
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Krister's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/236488
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Other education:
Swarthmore
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Occupation:
Writer/heat-bringer
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What I enjoy doing:
The Red Sox, North Korea, running, jiggling my leg incessantly
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Favorite Books:
Midnight's Children, Siddhartha, All the King's Men, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Illuminations
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Favorite Movies:
National Lampoon's Vacation, Office Space, The Others, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Thin Blue Line, Dog Day Afternoon, The Big Lebowski, The King of Comedy, Rosemary's Baby, Shaun of the Dead
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Favorite Music:
Billy Bragg, Jay Z, Interpol, Joni Mitchell, The Walkmen, Neil Young, The Cardigans, The Pharcyde, Morphine, De La Soul, Rammstein, The Pogues, Tom Petty, Ben Folds, Cibo Matto, P.E.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Shield, Baseball Tonight, The Wire, The Office, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (seasons 2&3)
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
When I was fourteen I looked like I was eight. Now that
I'm in my thirties I look like I'm 24. I'm named after the
Bishop of Sweden, but have no Swedish blood in me. I can nap almost anywhere. Jack Tripper was my hero growing up. I've always wanted to
own a chimpanzee. I occasionally enjoy Christopher
Cross's "Sailing" without a touch of irony. I really wish it
were acceptable in my socio-economic circle to wear full
track suits socially--I think I could fuck that style up. I
drink a lot of flavored seltzer.
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friendsters now it's not even funny."
You have no idea how funny this isn't.
The friendster is on...and this time
its personal. Well boys and girls, its
spring time and my thoughts have turned
to flights of fancy....where shall they
land? hmmmmmm, on my new friendster
Krister. Can you say doll? (i guess you
can, unless you, the reader, are like 1
or retarded.) Krister is neither 1 or
retarded, he's #1 and crazy retarded
when it comes to rockin' it with the
Beasties. Krister, you got it kid...I
hope, like all these mothers do, to
hang out agian real soon! You are like
DOug Henning....MAGIC!
First of all you are infallible.
INFALLIBLE. Know what that means?
That means you can say whatever the
hell you want and you're not WRONG,
because GOD says so. AWESOME! Like,
you can say "The Red Sox are the 1918-
2028 World Series Champions" and,
guess what, you must be right because
you're Krister! Hell yeah! You also
get to live in Rome and have a huge
house and all these people do anything
you tell them. They'll even not have
sex! Cause you told them not to!
Sweet!
Wait, a second...I'm thinking of the
pope. What the hell is a Krister?
who is going to retell your dates in a
dating column in a mass-market
consumer magazine, Krister is just the
guy to go out with. Especially
because even if you're a jerk you'll
get a pretty hot write-up.
a girl out, you know, and buying her
dinner and then she won't put out for
you."
- Spies like us.
testimonial! That was what I had to
say! That was my memory! So now I
suppose The Shark Show expects
me to plug the show. Well I'm not
going to do it! I'm not going to tell
people about how the show is every
Thursday night at 10:30pm at the PIT
on 29th St. between 6th and 7th Ave.
I'm just not going to do it. Instead, I'll
just say that Krister is a good guy.
Even though you took my buddy John
to the Redsocks/Yankee game after
you had only known him for one day,
and you've known me for over a year.
Bastard. Krister is really great.
girls. The thing is they all fall for
Krister in return. He is killing my
dating life. However, he's a good guy
and you can't blame him for looking
like a 21 year old kid...well I
can...damn you Krister.
intelligent, and downright charming. I would
also like to add another dimension. Krister
has an aura of competence. If you give KMJ
a job, he will do it, do it well, and you will
never have to worry about it. He inspires
confidence. Plus he's sweet. And uncut.
and very very interesting, he is a
clever pixie who makes me laugh without
half trying. Someday we might actually
get the chance to hang out for more
than 5 minutes, and then I will cry in
spiritual ecstasy like Morgan Freeman
at the end of "Shawshank." And anyone
who says anything against him is a #!
&&3r Baby. He's the man!
14. And he has the pictures to prove
it. Just ask him.