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      Zack Lerner
      Male, 26, Single, Poughkeepsie, NYMore
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      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Zack's famous phrase is "we should
        start a band..."
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • Zack likes Jesus.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • One time Zack and I made out. Then we
        heard a nice lady orgasm from a house
        nearby. Recently he refused to make
        out with me in public when I wanted to
        make someone jealous. That was pretty
        lame, Zack... LAME! Some sex slave
        you are... sheesh.
      • Max Imus
      • Posted
      • "so here he is, get the FUCK on the ground"/is
        just a phrase you might hear strollin' through
        the PO-TOWN!
      • Vertetor
      • Posted
      • This may be a bit crude but I fondly
        believe that Zack is like the whipped
        cream on top of a pile of poop. He
        doesn't really belong in this
        besmirched world (symbolized by poop,
        obviously)because of his godly
        qualities (ask me for "My Ode to
        Whipped Cream"), but since he's here
        he'll make it a pleasant thing to
        behold, fill your world with bee
        costumes and laughs, and say, "Bring
        your own sprinkles. Nas."
      • Emma
      • Posted
      • Last time I heard from my man A WK,
        Zack shoots without a gun. He'll take
        on anyone. It's really nothing new,
        it's just a thing he likes to do. I
        love him anyway (especially when he's
        shaking it like a ...)
      • Danielle
      • Posted
      • like, where the fuck are you?! i want
        to go to coney island with you, go to
        salvation army, ride bikes around east
        asia, lick popsicle sticks.. i'll stop
        before this goes any further
      • Max Imus
      • Posted
      • i'm reminded of what may be the
        best sample in the history of rap
        music: "I LOVE NIGGAZ! I LOVE
        NIGGAZ, 'CAUSE NIGGAZ ARE ME!"
        ...actually i don't know how that works
        since both myself and zack appear to
        be white, but no biggie. trick luh da
        kids.
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • My girlfriend really hates Zack. Or so
        we all thought. I always thought that
        it'd be cool if they were friends,
        cause Zack's totally bawmin, but, she
        tried to fix their friendship, leaving
        them both in a muddled mess. Go out
        for coffee or something. Both of you.
        Jesus. Be friends, cause I like you
        both. Not that I'd smooch you Zack.
        Not that I wouldn't either, but oh
        shit cops fuck can't go on must run
        panic panic smooch smooch run
      • Max Imus
      • Posted
      • When someone's worst failing is that
        they suck at pictionary, you know things
        are good. WORD UP TO MY ZACKMAN.

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