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Occupation:
technical writer
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Hobbies and Interests:
reading, video games, gaming, movies, tv, weeping for the future
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Favorite Books:
The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Klay, Carter Beats the Devil, Ulysses, Feet of Clay, The Anubis Gates
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Favorite Movies:
The Lord of the Rings, Shaolin Soccer, The Legend of Fong Sai Yuk
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Favorite Music:
Underworld, Orbital, Norah Jones, Barenaked Ladies
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Favorite TV Shows:
Babylon 5, Farscape, Iron Chef, Futurama
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when he must put down the fork, step
away from the picnic table, and with one
fluid swing knock out the annoying
street performer who was making obscene
gestures at him and his loved ones with
a rude balloon sculpture.
For Doug, that time was August, 1996,
and the place was the Sioux Falls
Rhubarb Daze festival. I was witness to
the whole event from my vantage point
behind the rhubarb cotton candy stand,
and I've been an admirer ever since.
sushi from a pail.
occult, Dr. Doug Hanke, was hired by
the U.S. Government to find the Ark of
the Covenant, which was believed to
still hold the ten commandments.
Unfortunately, agents of Hitler were
also after the Ark. Doug, and I escaped
from various close scrapes in a quest
that took us from Nepal to Cairo.
Wait. That wasn't Doug. That was
Indiana Jones. But I like to pretend it
was Doug, anyway.