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Eleanor Evans
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
ARRR-KANSAS.
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Company:
Benton County Daily Record, WEHCO Media, Community Publishers Inc., The Daily News (Bogalusa), Wick Communications, Arkansas Business Publishing Group, Paychex, Officeteam, Central Arkansas Library System, Hendrix College, Chuck E. Cheese's
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Eleanor's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/237758
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Other education:
Hendrix, North Little Rock High School
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College/University:
Hendrix College, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, Sociology
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Occupation:
Reporter
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Affiliations:
MoveOn PAC, Arkansas Press Association
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What I enjoy doing:
antiwar, rawk, netflix, writing, indian food, replacing the word "heart" with the word "ass" in popular songs, pants, pranking, sushi, reading, exploring, pad thai, couch-crashing, making and receiving mix tapes/CDs
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Favorite Books:
Bad Girl's Guides, Pure Drivel, A Clockwork Orange, Vonnegut, Girl With Curious Hair, Harry Potter, To Kill A Mockingbird, Everlasting Story of Nory, Field Guide to Stains, Ug - Boy Genius of the Stone Age, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
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Favorite Movies:
Run Lola Run, Kill Bill, Garden State, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Love Actually, To Sir With Love, Pieces of April, The Apostle, PT Anderson, Big Fish, Harold and Maude, About A Boy, Lost in Translation, A Clockwork Orange, Christopher Guest, Michael Moore, Far From Heaven, Safe Men, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Legend of Billie Jean, L.A. Story, Amelie
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Favorite Music:
The Who, Manic Street Preachers, Talking Heads, Rufus Wainwright, Pete Yorn, Belle and Sebastian, Tom Lehrer, Ash, Nico, Madness, Pavement, Aimee Mann, Burt Bacharach, OutKast, Cat Power, Spoon, Coldplay, Interpol, Replacements, Radiohead, Pixies, Wilco, Built To Spill, David Bowie, Versus
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Favorite TV Shows:
DEGRASSI!!!!, Six Feet Under, 24, Strange Love, Nip/Tuck, Bernie Mac, Twin Peaks, Roswell, Graham Norton, Pete and Pete, mindless celebrity crap on E! and VH1, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, South Park, Real Time, The Simpsons, What not to Wear, The Office
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
Hmph. I hate descriptors like this. I'll just break it down like this. Things I don't like: Republican ideology, waiting in line for too freakin' long at the Winn-Dixie, this new not-even-close-but-they-call-it-"punk" crap on top 40 stations, Ann Coulter, "friends with benefits" (even if I always find myself trapped into 'em), the idea of drinking heavily every night, cleaning my apartment, e-mail petitions, really bad pickup lines and the smell of really strong aftershave. I like: indie flicks, DVD box sets of TV shows I never got around to watching when they were actually on, cheap Jewish wine, wasting money on polyphonic ringtones, good nookie, interviewing and writing features about people who make a difference in the small community in which I live, getting all snugglebunnies with nice boys, getting real letters in the mail, Democrats, Republicans, Greens, independents, and ending things with a postive note.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who can bring some mean deviled eggs to one of my monthly potlucks.
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Rare are the occasions in life when you meet someone who you instantly know is a kindred spirit and will be your friend forever. For me one of those moments was the day I met the creator of Super Stick Man. I haven't stopped loving Eleanor since.
If I'm feeling glum about life, a call to or from Eleanor sweeps me away to a happier place. I smile. I laugh. And laugh.
Super Stick Man, P-Theme Night, Spiderman Lip Balm (cherry flavored, 'cause that's what Spideman tastes like), the big blue couch, old Baily Library, and Eleanor. These are the good things in life.
gotten the taste for id plastic. For that, I'm
eternally greatful.
the days. The greatest mom a boy could
hope for being a whole state away from
his natural birthing mom. She even went
beyond what my blood mom ever did-
getting totally wasted together for
example. Oh how I miss Mama Ellie.
reminded me of what a real friend is
supposed to be. She's funny, talented
as hell, and she's sssssassy!! Life
without Eleanor would be flavorless.
80s that featured the Russian fashion
show with the frumpy model wearing a
grey dress with accoutrements, like a
beachball for "swimwear" and flashight
for "eveningwear"? That was Eleanor's
idea, however indirectly. Seems that,
like Samantha Smith, Eleanor wrote a
letter to the Soviet Premier at the time
(Brezhnev or Gorbachev or one of their
pals) explaining how nice it'd be if we
all put aside our ideological
differences and learned to live
together. Problem was, the letter was
delivered by mistake to Dave Thomas,
Founder of Wendy's (who admitted bore a
passing resemblace to Mikhail Gorbachev,
even if that 'passing' took place 400
miles apart) and he took it as
inspiration for his latest television
campaign, changing the intent around
only slightly, mind you. Eleanor
confided to me that she was disappointed
in the outcome, but Mr. Thomas tried to
show his gratitude for her ingenuity and
offered her a special card that'd give
her a free Frosty at any Wendy's she
visited. But Eleanor -- and if anything
this is what I want you to take from
this tale -- Eleanor knew even at that
tender age that it would conflict with
her own beliefs, and so turned him down
much like George C. Scott turned down
the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and
Sciences in 1970. That's the Eleanor we
all know and love, folks. Besides the
Eleanor who takes us to places called
"Toad Suck Square" strictly for the laff
riot to follow.
#2 Short Street. Get it? Too Short!
I'm happy to report that El is not, in
fact, too short or in any other way
deficient. She's always good for a
laff!
coolest people ever. She's a fabulous
writer and the best to hang out with. I
miss her and want her to move back to
LR! Everybody loves Eleanor!!
itself resilient withstanding all its
tests and trials. do not
underestimate the power of the force,
nor sell-short its parts simply
because they are not in close
proximity. do NOT believe for a
second that becuase we are in solitude
that we are suddenly weak. in fact
the seperation only hardens our
resolve and MAKES US STRONGER!!! LOVE
THIS SPECIMEN OF FEMALE FORM!!! IT
WILL BE TO YOUR BENEFIT TO SERVE HER
WELL!!! FOR, WOE TO THE WORLD, THE
EVANS-BENTLEY FORCE WILL PREVAIL IN
ALL ITS TERROR AND GLORY!!!! WOOO-
HAHAHA!! WOOO-HAHAHAH!!!! WOOO-HAHA--
hack-hack (gulp). it think i
swallowed a fly. i swallowed a
fly!!! is that bad!?! will i die
now!?! mommy.
with ice cream or maybe pecan, with
that southern thing going on. Or
perhaps she is tart and sassy like a
key lime. Fuck this testimonial, I am
hungry. ELEANOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!!
chick I know (and I've known her a very
long time!). Thanks for inviting me,
Eleanor!
Love, Amber