Kris and I are not friends, in fact I
think I've only talked to him directly
2-3 times before. We were engaged at
one point, but Kris didn't show up at
the appointed time, so I was forced to
move on.
kris and i used to swing on swingsets
late in the evening but, alas, those
days are gone. i think that he looks
best in an afro. he's good at telling
stories, he's is a great guy and an
awesome musician. YAY for kris!
kris is the best. besides being drop
dead and rot hot, he will always keep
you on your toes. you never know when
he will excommunicate you from his
elite social circle, so you always
have to laugh at his jokes.
thankfully, he is very funny. kris is
a bundle of paradoxes. for example, he
has red hair but is actually quite
scandalous and sometimes disturbing.
if you are an innocent and blushing
ingenue of eighteen, you will be a
trash-talking swashbuckling hussy
after just five minutes of kris.
i'm really glad that kris chose me as
his friend. gosh.
kris IS "that" guy! but you gotta love
him for it. actually, you gotta love
him or hate him for it. and luckily, i
fall into the first category; otherwise
i never would have survived living with
him! but anyway, yeah, kris is fun and
he's a great musician and everyone
should go see diggin the cellar!!
closes his eyes when he smells my hair.
think I've only talked to him directly
2-3 times before. We were engaged at
one point, but Kris didn't show up at
the appointed time, so I was forced to
move on.
late in the evening but, alas, those
days are gone. i think that he looks
best in an afro. he's good at telling
stories, he's is a great guy and an
awesome musician. YAY for kris!
dead and rot hot, he will always keep
you on your toes. you never know when
he will excommunicate you from his
elite social circle, so you always
have to laugh at his jokes.
thankfully, he is very funny. kris is
a bundle of paradoxes. for example, he
has red hair but is actually quite
scandalous and sometimes disturbing.
if you are an innocent and blushing
ingenue of eighteen, you will be a
trash-talking swashbuckling hussy
after just five minutes of kris.
i'm really glad that kris chose me as
his friend. gosh.
him for it. actually, you gotta love
him or hate him for it. and luckily, i
fall into the first category; otherwise
i never would have survived living with
him! but anyway, yeah, kris is fun and
he's a great musician and everyone
should go see diggin the cellar!!