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"I am a 29 year old who lifts and carries in any direction.
I live in Astoria, Queens with my girlfriend. My landlady does..."
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Occupation:
lick dick, eat rice
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Affiliations:
Unholy III
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Hobbies and Interests:
thawing, pushups, getting and staying awesome, creepy creeping, lord skullmaster, pranks, exploring, adventures, arm and thumbwrestling, making things (mine), destroying things (yours), telling tales out of school, pranks, making out exclusively with sara bee is on this list
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Favorite Books:
charlie brown dictionaries, book of leviathan, diane williams short stories, "wet sheets and sneak peeks - an anthology of all the dirty parts from judy blume books" (contact me for a copy), witold gombrowitz is my favorite author
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Favorite Movies:
indiana jones and the last crusade, indiana jones and the people's temple, indiana jones and the gateway to terror, indiana jones and encyclopedia brown, indiana jones and the problem of caring too much, raiders of the lost ark
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Favorite Music:
the jams, the hits, the club bangers, the jeep beats, the anthems, the encores, the singalongs, the s, ignition (remix), hall & oates, hall, oates
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Favorite TV Shows:
queer penis for the straight anus, extreme hole makeover
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I am a 29 year old who lifts and carries in any direction.
I live in Astoria, Queens with my girlfriend. My landlady does my laundry
which can be sort of embarrassing. UPDATE: she sold the laundromat. I will swim in any
body of water. I have a bicycle but it doesn't have gears
or brakes. I have a lot of stories about hurting myself on
accident. I have been to every state but Hawaii and have
humilated myself on the television of two nations. UPDATE: Internationally through syndication. I can
build anything as long as it doesn't work. I draw comic
books, but not the repressed homoerotic kind with
fancy lads in tightpants. I am the single BEST giver of advice in the world and also I can basically do anything if I try. I am trying. I now have a kitten and a dog.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Future stalkers and knife-crazed maniacs who live in a
sex-gore netherworld. AIM machine: kthorjensen
Website:
http://www.shortandhappy.com
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Testimonials and Comments for Thor
He is neither _short_ and will not always admit to being _happy_, but many a smile has been engendered from those comics.
into the wild. or...whatevs.
ever, and i don't even care that you pee
your pants.
at fixing things.