Real Audio Orb du Montcrief

Stare into the the horror of the Orb

Male, 33, Single
Interested In: Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Sep 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
Hometown: Real Corp. on the planet Zo@%#G
Company: Armoured Hotdogs. Dee Snieders Weiners. Proctology & Gamblor
Real Audio Orb's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2382571

"I was spawned in an icy deep space void inhabited by the dead souls of everyone who downloaded Real Audio. I hover and make..."

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Schools (Other):
Dr. J. Mengele's school for truent Orbs, Bad Tolz Ski Academy
Occupation:
Unremovable cosmic anonomaly. Cameron's master.
Affiliations:
My disciples Cameron, also Rene and many, many others who learn that Real Audio cannot be uninstalled. The Disraelis.
Hobbies and Interests:
Making people install Real Audio then try and uninstall it and then commit crimes of a highly devient(not always sexual) nature.
Favorite Books:
Asimov, Kreskin.
Favorite Movies:
X-TRO. Someday Tommy is gonna be just like his dad.
Favorite Music:
It's all about DIVAS
Favorite TV Shows:
I'am in a way a TV myself.
About Me:
I was spawned in an icy deep space void inhabited by the dead souls of everyone who downloaded Real Audio. I hover and make what Cameron has described as a horrible sick whirring 60cycle hum. Go ahead and try to uninstall Real Audio. The Orb shall osscillate and whirr with bitter scorn. Fools. Stare into the terrifying centre of the Orb and your true self will be revealed. Are you a nerd? a whore?. Find out!. PURE EVIL. Masturbate and kill yourself.
Who I Want to Meet:
By reading this you have just downloaded Real Audio. Uninstall? Real Audio now has power of attorney. Would you like Real Audio to sterilize your girl/boy friend? Uninstall?

Testimonials and Comments for Real Audio Orb

beelza
Posted
I had a brief affair with the Panther,
until I caught him in bed with a cougar...

Jeffrey
Posted
The Orb has driven me to deviant
behaviors once recovered for the
corpulent masses of middle America. I
find myself licking vats of grease behind
KFC, pinning up posters of Maggie
Thatcher, handling snakes and getting
bitten having convulsions whilst
concurrently having religious visions.
what is thy bidding master?

Mr Braithwaite
Posted
I stare into the Orb and all the
mysteries of the world are revealed to
me in patterns formed in my pubic hair.
This orb knows all, and if you look at
it for a long time, in just the right
way, with your eyes kind of squinty, but
not too squinty, you can make out an
image of Ringo Star burning down an
orphanage. Whoever said those "magic
eye" things are dead has never seen the
depths of the ORB OF ZORKRON.

I WILL OBEY, FATHER.

Bond's Ape Army
Posted
Cam has strange psychic powers. He can seduce
women and destroy men with merely a thought.

He would do well in Copenhagen or most of
Scandanavia.

BennyFame
Posted
cam= pure flaccid cock

BennyFame
Posted
Navigator of the windward passage.

Ali Cat
Posted
Will always and forever remain THE best person
to get completely KRIZ-UNKED with (even if you
don't do that type of thing anymore).

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