Alexis Kepford

West Blvd., BCMS, BHS, Baldwin-Wallace

Baldwin-Wallace College, Attended 2002 - Present, Class of 2006, Bachelor's Degree, Engrish

certified birdfeeding specialist!

Bitter Girls Club

my espresso maker, reading, CNN, making lists on post-its, bob ross, fashion magazines, expensive jeans, putting barbeque sauce on everything, pirates, painting, zombies, Pizza King, writing, music, boys who wear eyeliner, movies, clothes, eating food, cooking food, coffee, warm weather, nachos, frisbee, rocking out hardcore, sleeping, beaches, the south, beaches in the south, drunken text-messaging, my bamboo plant, not going to class, Italy, Italian food, speaking Italian, plotting my escape to Europe, and hot men who cook me dinner

all of them, especially Margaret Atwood, Alex Garland, William Gibson's Neuromancer, and The Basic Eight by Daniel Handler, to name a few...I've read more books than you have.

Pulp Fiction, The Witches, Suicide Kings, Mean Girls, Clueless, Suspiria, Miyazaki, Evil Dead trilogy, Bubba Ho-Tep, MST3K, Legally Blonde, Paradise Road, Garden State, Carnival of Souls, Fight Club, Titanic, the original Haunting, zombie movies

the faint, coldplay, the juliana theory, snow patrol, black eyed peas, dashboard, the libertines, death cab for cutie, the shins, the white stripes, rufus wainwright, cake, the postal service, johnny cash, my chemical romance, morcheeba, hot hot heat, the flaming lips, kings of leon, VAST, franz ferdinand, the donnas, Muse, the yeah yeah yeahs, tom petty, southern rock, weezer, the foo fighters, the fiery furnaces, garbage, and i'm currently obsessed with the song 'Dice' by finley quaye and william orbit

simpsons, family guy, buffy, queer eye, absolutely fabulous, the x-files, sunday night sex show, mystery science theater, old-school nickelodeon

Aries

Ladies is pimps too.

I tend towards melancholy, but also have been described as having 'childlike glee' and often start laughing for seemingly no reason, causing others to question my sanity, when I'm really just thinking about a joke I heard on Fresh Prince the day before.
I really like dark chocolate. Feel free to buy me some.
My friend's boyfriend once called me "the height of just-too-muchery."
College is finally paying off with my FABULOUS job at wild birds unlimited! Hurrah!

People who love to watch zombie movies as much as I do so that when zombies do finally take over the earth, I'll have a few other people with me who know what to do.
Other people who have no idea what to do with their lives.
Someone who can get me a writing job.