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Benjamin
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Benjamin's friends]
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Interested In:
Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Wiscasset, ME
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Benjamin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/238415
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Occupation:
Writer
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What I enjoy doing:
Metaphysical, Philosophy, Martial Arts, Writing, Furry, Pretending I can Fly, Cliff Jumping, Nude Spelunking
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Favorite Books:
Metaphysical, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Anything Horrible I can Trick Wyeth into Reading
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Favorite Movies:
Starry Night
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Favorite Music:
David Bowie, NIN, Classical, Aubrey, Aubrey's Mom
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Internet
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About Me:
I swear I'll vomit if you touch me like that again. Why must
you people all be the same, so intent on violating me with
your greasy, unwashed thoughts. I'll go to ground, the earth
a salty spray of after-birth to cloud your vision and bitter
your tongue; the only trace of my fevered passing. I like
sunny days and long walks on the beach, I don't fist on the
first date, but you might be able to get to second base if
you hit the ball hard out into left field.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Kind, considerate, 36 x 45 x 51 x 78 x 94 x 12 only please.
Carbon-based a plus, but not a requirement.
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doughnut want to gnoo. *VIOLENT
SHAKING SOUND* (the kind you get when
you have simply had enough of bipedal
progeny and thier nonsensical requests
for more candy after going to the
bathroom on your white carpet). Much
better, damned translators, always soo
touchy, like certain veitnamese whore
i know.Oh yes, Benjamin's Testimonial.
Seldom do I find reason to use true
language to describe someone, but in
the case of Benjamin, to do less would
not do him justice. A master craftsman
in his words, almost surreal in their
vivid nature, and at the same time
terrifying in their seeming
randomness. But if it was easy to
understand it would not be Ben.;-)
depressing from his life.
It depresses him terribly to do this,
and this process allows him to
singlehandedly maintains the balance of
the universe.
have not met him then you are missing
out - all the best to you Ben
to change my religion (six times),
Raped my dog (twice at least), shot my
wife, rode of the horses, and stole my
bible. And all because I met this one
man. I'd be lost with out him. Of
course without a compass and a map I'd
be lost too. So I guess it doesn't
really matter whether I knew him or not.