Alise

      "Sometimes I feel like I attend a swingers club, not an institution of higher education. I used to drink Malibu rum, but..."

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      • Liz
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      • Alise is hilarious. I would be her friend just
        because she said "Well, at least it looked like a lion
        cub" in the hum play. Luckily there are other
        reasons to be friends with her as well. She's a
        sweetheart, a great singer, and a fantastic support
        when I'm having some emotional thesis-related
        crisis. Also she sometimes listens to RENT and
        sings along and then I come over and sing along
        too and end up with the Christmas song in my head
        all day. "that's my coat!" "we give discounts."
      • Doctor Mailman
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      • of the few things I know about Alise, I know
        this is true: her name is the name of a
        birthcontrol pill (alesse!) That, and she
        makes a fine rapist. case closed
      • Rowan
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      • Alise is apparently unaware that Reed actually *is* a Swingers' Club of Higher Education. Not that I engage in base acts of bodily pleasure, for my adherence to the Doctrine of the Mean prevents this sort of thing. Or at least that's what I say. Err... nevermind. Anyway--thank you, Alise, for being there to stroke my narcissism when I'm ready to put a fucking nail gun to my temple. We don't hang out enough, but I feel as though my year is improved for having met you.
      • Ellen
      • Posted
      • Alise was born in the desert on the back of a
        camel when her mother was fleeing from the
        secret baboon army of I-Can't-Say-Where.
        Not many people know that about her. I feel
        lucky to be one of the few who does.
      • Evan
      • Posted
      • Fag.
      • Lydia
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      • alise finishes my sentances. does that mean
        im predictable? or that she is so amazingly
        rad that she can read my mind? im voting for
        the later, but it might just be to spare my
        ego...

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