ALLi Hirschman

PVHS, Union College, PBCC, Pace, BMCC, LIU

Union College, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996, Bachelor's Degree, Political Philosophy/Social Theory

Noctor.

NFT, tri-delt, ACE, SD-6, NASM, NYSSPA

superheroes, supersets, underdogs, underoos, sweating, surfing, tris, water polo, flip flops, good posture, Long Beach Island, Gorilla coffee, Shark, parallel parking (for prizes), my grandfather, bed head, fetch, singing in the shower, measuring cups and levels, changing speed, changing direction, watching AC dig her teeth into hummus sandwiches, suture lab, learning to corner a motorcycle that doesn't run, finding time, oranges, hoodies.

The Timetravellers Wife, Love in the Time of Cholera, T to the S to the Elliot, George Saunders, James Tate, Jeanette Winterson, Chuck Palahniuk, Patricia Cornwell. Not For Tourists, Rapid EKG...

Eternal Sunshine, Kill Bill(s), MEmento, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, 25th Hour, Sliding Doors, Stealing Home, Great Expectations.

Sleater Kinney, Liz Phair, Bettie Serveert, Most Serene Republic, Broken Social Scene, ANi, Tracy Chapman, Hendrix, Linkin Park, The Butchies, Mirah, The Blow, Le Tigre, Sleater Kinney, Sleater Kinney, and Sleater Kinney.

Grey's Anatomy.

I want to learn how to play water polo.

"Don't imagine strange scenarios. Read the sentence literally, not imaginatively. Don't imagine an elaborate context... beyond the straightforward interpretation of the words. There are no hidden agendas."

I aspire to be sick-endurance at everything and follow a strict no-pain,-no-gain game plan infused with and powered by a big-things-come-in-small-packages attitude. I believe dog is man's best friend, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and you should pick on someone your own size. My alternating strategies are use the Force, don't stop 'til you get enough, the sun will come out tomorrow, and freedom and justice for all.

My superpowers include a bionic leg, amazing skill and technique at doing the Worm (forwards and backwards), and the ability to hold incredibly heavy objects in my buttcrack.

I love coffee and cereal, sweaty gray t-shirts, and pretty physical therapists with nice lips, big brains, and good hands. I dislike leash laws and limping, and I enjoy when long-lost friends hire me as their trainer, pit stain my old t-shirts, and give me new hats, willy-wonka style.

My future water polo team.