tom's a really nice guy. we've known each
other since high school and since way
before the transformation from women to
man. he looks real good god bless his cold
heart. well thats all. I love tom.
Many of you may also not know that
Thomas is sensitive about his height.
Not because he thinks he's too tall,
more because he was gang raped by 7
carnie-midgets at the County Fair in
Reseda. A tragic story really. There
was Thomas, quietly minding his own
business, working away at the Churro
Cart when all of a sudden he was
attacked by a gang of angry little
people who had apparently had become
incensed at his appearance (he wore eye-
liner back then) and the fact that
many of them had found long black hairs
in their Churros. Eye witness accounts
state that the frenzied pack came out
of no where and began beating Thomas
with whiffle ball bats. Dazed, confused
and nearly unconscious (kind of like he
is today), he was dragged under the
Tilt-a-Whirl where the pack repeatedly
had their way with him. When it was
finally over, badly beaten, bleeding
and covered in corn dog batter, Thomas
crawled his way back to the Midway,
where he was found by a passing rental
security guard. He was immediately
rushed to a nearby hospital where he
met the man of his dreams. A Candy-
Striper named Michael Jordan... the
rest is history.
Many of you may not know this, but
Thomas started his career at ABC as a
promising child-hood actor, starring in
such after-school specials as: "Locker
Room Towel Fight- the Blinding of Larry
Driscol" and "Lady, are you my
Mommy?". Soon after, drugs, alcohol
and a botched sex-change operation sent
his budding young career south. Forced
to turn tricks to feed himself, Thomas
was then rediscovered by an ABC exec.
who was driving by the corner of Santa
Monica and Vine late one Saturday
night. After many years of ups and
downs in the industry, Thomas is
currently working on his new, much
anticipated self-help film: "Smoke
Yourself Thin"....
Thomas is very witty and very funny. If
it weren't for his facial hair, I'd think
he was 12. Thomas is the tallest person
I know, which is really neat! If I ever
go on a safari, I want Thomas to come
with me so he will be able to spot tigers
in the tall grass before they spot us and
eat us for dinner. He would also be good
for picking bananas.
about him - but you get used to it
after a while.
other since high school and since way
before the transformation from women to
man. he looks real good god bless his cold
heart. well thats all. I love tom.
Thomas is sensitive about his height.
Not because he thinks he's too tall,
more because he was gang raped by 7
carnie-midgets at the County Fair in
Reseda. A tragic story really. There
was Thomas, quietly minding his own
business, working away at the Churro
Cart when all of a sudden he was
attacked by a gang of angry little
people who had apparently had become
incensed at his appearance (he wore eye-
liner back then) and the fact that
many of them had found long black hairs
in their Churros. Eye witness accounts
state that the frenzied pack came out
of no where and began beating Thomas
with whiffle ball bats. Dazed, confused
and nearly unconscious (kind of like he
is today), he was dragged under the
Tilt-a-Whirl where the pack repeatedly
had their way with him. When it was
finally over, badly beaten, bleeding
and covered in corn dog batter, Thomas
crawled his way back to the Midway,
where he was found by a passing rental
security guard. He was immediately
rushed to a nearby hospital where he
met the man of his dreams. A Candy-
Striper named Michael Jordan... the
rest is history.
Thomas started his career at ABC as a
promising child-hood actor, starring in
such after-school specials as: "Locker
Room Towel Fight- the Blinding of Larry
Driscol" and "Lady, are you my
Mommy?". Soon after, drugs, alcohol
and a botched sex-change operation sent
his budding young career south. Forced
to turn tricks to feed himself, Thomas
was then rediscovered by an ABC exec.
who was driving by the corner of Santa
Monica and Vine late one Saturday
night. After many years of ups and
downs in the industry, Thomas is
currently working on his new, much
anticipated self-help film: "Smoke
Yourself Thin"....
it weren't for his facial hair, I'd think
he was 12. Thomas is the tallest person
I know, which is really neat! If I ever
go on a safari, I want Thomas to come
with me so he will be able to spot tigers
in the tall grass before they spot us and
eat us for dinner. He would also be good
for picking bananas.