Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners

May 2003

Agoura Hills, CA

Asses 'R Us Inc.; Slippery Pictures Ltd.; Mag-Lite Repair Associates

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Mag-Lite School of Technology; Master's Institution of Ass Masters; Graduate of "How to make your first porn film in 30 days or less"

Ass Model / Animator / Flashlight Repairman/

California Vipassana Center; DreamWorks Animation SKG; Moontribe; Burningman; Alex Grey

Travel, Hiking, Air Hockey, Porsche Boxsters, Driving very fast. electronic music

Harry Potter series, Tom Robbins, and many others.

Foxy Brown, Office Space, Brain Candy, Army of Darkness, Logan's Run, Amelie, Any Christopher Guest movie, Flesh, The Graduate, Real Genius, Lawrence of Arabia, Chocolat, Taxi Driver

Funky House, Break beats, Jungle beats, Mad beats., ALL good music

Southpark, Family Guy, The Daily Show, 60 minutes, Chapelle show, just shoot me

Virgo

I was born into a poor ramshackled black family in Agoura Hills at the age of 9. By the time I was 11 I realized that things were a bit odd and that perhaps I had been adopted.Granted, I did not come up with this theory myself and it was really my classmates who painfully reminded me of this unusual fact. When I was 13, I discovered that my real mother was part German, part Czech, and part Jew. Upon this discovery I circumcized myself with a sharp rock and became a born again jew. Things were going along great and when I turned 15, I decided to follow the Jews for Jesus in an effort to identify with my white Christian friends while at the same time keeping my Jewish identity. At the age of 18 I experienced my first "hate crime" and become the victim of a ruthless Thai gang that roamed the interiors of Thousand Oaks. They beat me senselessly for my strong Judeo-Christian beliefs and forced me to not only denounce my religious beliefs in exchange for my life, but also made me reverse my circumcision. Finally at the tender age of 24 I discovered the teachings of Buddha and have since renounced all religious affiliations while at the same time attending synagogue, church, and temple.

Someone who I can love totally, truly, and forever. Someone who laughs at my sometimes ridiculously stupid jokes. Someone who loves all music as much as I do. Someone who refuses to accept life as being static and thrives on the changes that it brings. Someone who challenges me and and I, in turn, can challenge. Someone who is beautiful inside and out. Someone who loves to travel and experience the differences in cultures around the world. And most importantly, someone who I can love totally, truly, and forever.