Stef klees

MLC, Big Island Academy of Massage

massage therapist/graphic design

I'm not big on affiliations

Graphic art, photography, computer technology, quantum physics, music, anatomy/physiology ( the body fascinates me), yoga ( I enjoy yoga, not to be confused with one of those annoying yoga snob-types.)

Photoshop books, quantum physics, spiritual, and so many novels that I'll have to get back to this one..

True Romance, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, High Fidelity, Bagdad Cafe, Y tu Mama Tambien, Girl Fight, Once Were Warriors, Whale Rider, Matchstick Men, The Professional, Requiem for a Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I (heart )Huckabees, damn this is hard.....

portishead, incubus, tool, a perfect circle, jeff buckley, iron & wine, ryan adams, suicidal tendencies, audioslave, soundgarden, alice in chains, eagles of death metal, stone sour, nickle creek, miles davis, maroon 5, west indian girl, elliot smith, iron maiden, earth wind & fire, al green, teddy pendergrass, marvin of course, the lord weird slough feg, sublime, sade, the undiscovered -spaseb0y, josh rouse, fruitbats, joni mitchell, josh ritter, man, this is tough! Don't try to box me in mofo!! Aren't I whacked?

God, it's not too often anymore- I love TV, I just work almost always during prime time.. Six feet under (the video marathons have been sick and wrong) Sex and the City- (see above) Oprah ( I could be embarrased but really, how much bad can you say about her?) Will and Grace an occasional "E" hollywood story on a hung over Sunday is pretty fun. PBS, History, Discovery, Blah, blah.

I am extreme. A walking contradiction but not a hypocrite. I am a total loner but the most social person in the room. I just like to choose when I am in the room and like to leave while the room is still interesting. I like potent, ADHD-type people who most people can't stand to be around. I hyper- focus while most of my friends are half impossible to have a conversation with. They are the most brilliant, beautiful minds and I recognize what a struggle that is for them in this reality. I value my friendships and love for life unless of course you suck my soul dry, I'm no fool. Treat my kindness as a weakness and I'm done.. I am totally Italian fiery,quick to express but always say "I'm sorry" first. I get bored with conflict and want to get over shit immediately. I love sunshine on chrome more than almost anything (motorcycles) but I hate idiot reckless drivers disrespecting my life... I love the city and marvel at the urban experience that we humans created, the mega-village, but lived in the jungle in Hawaii, across 7 rivers, for the better part of my twenties. I can forge high-water and change propane tanks but loves me hair and make-up. I am a been there, done that kinda girl. Nothing shocks me and I judge very little. I am comfortable with the broke-ass to the high society, there is always a common denominater if you let it be revealed. I don't trust people who don't like animals. Its just weird. I would have a kid if I could be assured a gay son. I mean this. They are my people. My gay male friends are often my life support. If they only had better taste in music!! I have a huge family that I adore but was raised by my unbeleivable Mom. She is one the funniest people I know and the toughest 4"11 woman I know. She has total integrity and recently "ran away" ("not retired, a runaway"quote.) to the desert to live in vintage airstream and write. She sold everything but her books and art. Her blog is totally candid and entertaining. www.onsilverwings.com.

Funny people. Funny holds more weight for me than just about anything. I laugh easily so that's not some big challenge. Funny and REAL. If you are totally true to yourself and totally off your rocker, I'll probably love you. I love big hearted bad boys. Big ol' scary lookin' mutha fuckas with hearts of gold. Nah, it's not required to be big or scary looking or off your rocker, just know.. I'm not scared. I like to feel little but don't do well with block -head- macho- I'm too smart. Money is not important as long as you don't require mine! I can be broke by my damn self. I'd love to meet other graphic artist. I am a self-taught Photo-Shopper and feel fairly confident considering I have no formal education-but I would love to meet a bad-ass mentor type to help take me to next level and inspire me. I would love to meet other single women in Hollywood that have depth and are not angered by life and think it is totally bizarre that they ended up in L.A. too.