Shayl has a superhuman sensitivity for
when an animal is in trouble. Like this
one time shayl and I were walking back
from a bar and she was totally SMASHED
and pissed at me and walking briskly
and looking at her feet, but SOMEHOW
(via her shayl sense) she knew just the
right random stranger to lash out at,
at the corner of Milton and Saint-
Laurent; it was soon revealed by people
who saw the event, that said stranger
had been shamefully abusing his puppy.
She yelled at him for his disgraceful
behavior and even threatened that I
would beat him up. This and countless
other acts in defense of animals
(insects too, she ain't no hypocrite),
will surely save her a seat in heaven
next to Saint Francis of Assisi and
Anthony the Abbot, Father of Western
Monasticism (if God is willing to
overlook her atheism, that is). Shayl
is brilliantly beautiful and loved by
animals and humans alike--she's my girl
though so keep your filthy paws of her.
And stop humping her leg all the time
when we're in public, it's embarassing.
It has come to my attention that though
Shayl, ever deeply conscientious and
thoughtful, has testimoaned Twice about
me, I have yet to write At All about
her. Which is Shit. Its just plain
shit. Because Shayl deserves 5(.36)
billion testimonials. Why? BECAUSE
THERE ARE THAT MANY AMAZING AND/OR
INTRIGUING THINGS ABOUT HER (and she
can't doubt that because she already
called me weighed and objective). She's
the most sensitive beautiful person i
know. Smart as a whip- intuitive as a
cat (an intuitive cat)- not to mention
graceful. Also, she's the best Taboo
partner, and once was even ready to get
beaten bloody in my defense
outside "Enough"- starring J-Lo.
When I first met shayl I was
like: "Dear G-D, why didn't I wear
baggier pants". but then I made a
stupid comment about boomerangs which
like TOTALLY reduced my chances of
scoring with this Australian siren. I
would still be kicking myself (in the
ass)about my failed initial attempts at
contact, had a miraculous combination
of luck, lust, and massage oil not
brought us together in the end. Right
now we're kicking it in Montreal and
Shayl is still totally hawt and super
smawt and cool as fuck.
Shayl is the most generous person I
know. She is also very, very
hot...like VA VA VOOM! She has a very
high voice when she's excited, and she
is a lovely gal and a fantastic
friend. She also gives a mean massage!
Shayl is so cool by Chris Freeberg. Well,
basicly, Shayl is just the best, sweetest
person you could ever meet, especially for
an Ausi. And, did I mention she's a
maseuse?
Australian and distinctly charming kind
of way.
when an animal is in trouble. Like this
one time shayl and I were walking back
from a bar and she was totally SMASHED
and pissed at me and walking briskly
and looking at her feet, but SOMEHOW
(via her shayl sense) she knew just the
right random stranger to lash out at,
at the corner of Milton and Saint-
Laurent; it was soon revealed by people
who saw the event, that said stranger
had been shamefully abusing his puppy.
She yelled at him for his disgraceful
behavior and even threatened that I
would beat him up. This and countless
other acts in defense of animals
(insects too, she ain't no hypocrite),
will surely save her a seat in heaven
next to Saint Francis of Assisi and
Anthony the Abbot, Father of Western
Monasticism (if God is willing to
overlook her atheism, that is). Shayl
is brilliantly beautiful and loved by
animals and humans alike--she's my girl
though so keep your filthy paws of her.
And stop humping her leg all the time
when we're in public, it's embarassing.
Shayl, ever deeply conscientious and
thoughtful, has testimoaned Twice about
me, I have yet to write At All about
her. Which is Shit. Its just plain
shit. Because Shayl deserves 5(.36)
billion testimonials. Why? BECAUSE
THERE ARE THAT MANY AMAZING AND/OR
INTRIGUING THINGS ABOUT HER (and she
can't doubt that because she already
called me weighed and objective). She's
the most sensitive beautiful person i
know. Smart as a whip- intuitive as a
cat (an intuitive cat)- not to mention
graceful. Also, she's the best Taboo
partner, and once was even ready to get
beaten bloody in my defense
outside "Enough"- starring J-Lo.
pictures. Damn!
like: "Dear G-D, why didn't I wear
baggier pants". but then I made a
stupid comment about boomerangs which
like TOTALLY reduced my chances of
scoring with this Australian siren. I
would still be kicking myself (in the
ass)about my failed initial attempts at
contact, had a miraculous combination
of luck, lust, and massage oil not
brought us together in the end. Right
now we're kicking it in Montreal and
Shayl is still totally hawt and super
smawt and cool as fuck.
really hot grl be really really cool.
AND she can drink me under the table!
what an advertisement for Australia.
Shayl is a great girl.
know. She is also very, very
hot...like VA VA VOOM! She has a very
high voice when she's excited, and she
is a lovely gal and a fantastic
friend. She also gives a mean massage!
basicly, Shayl is just the best, sweetest
person you could ever meet, especially for
an Ausi. And, did I mention she's a
maseuse?