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"I'm kind of a people watcher. Not in a weird way. Well not all the time in a weird way."
More about Zachary
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Schools (Other):
UC Irvine
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Occupation:
Actor, Director, Comedian
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Hobbies and Interests:
Fun, yeah... I'm interested in fun.
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Favorite Books:
Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (Al Franken), other than that I'm not going to pretend I read a bunch.
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Favorite Movies:
Dumb and Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Basketball Diaries
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Favorite Music:
don't really have a favorite
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Arrested Development, Strangers With Candy, Family Guy, The Upright Citizens Brigade
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About Me:
I'm kind of a people watcher. Not in a weird way. Well not all the time in a weird way.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Heather Grahm... so I can make fun of her for being a
giant douche, and then have sex with her... just for the
story.
(Inspired by D. Gibson)
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random times and i love talking to him
because he is so smart and hilarious-
are you kidding me. he's got it for sure
and im so excited for the successes
that lie in front of him- everything he
does comes from hard effing work.
zach's amazing. and he has a new
ibook -- finally. go groundlings.
school rivals to a rockin' clubbin'
duo. He makes people laugh and want to
dance stupidly so they can try and be
as cool as him. Sure, he lets me make
out with people in the dark then
lambastes their physical features
afterward (can we say Butterface?),
but what would I do without him? I'd
probably be dating Jabba the Hut.
someone wants to take on
the "scheid". well, last week i was
in a bad rut, and zack, thousands of
miles away, let me weep like a school
girl and then told me that i could
call him anytime. after that, some
fucker in my class said zack was a
fag, so i beheaded him and put his
head on a stake outside of winifred
smith hall. zack is the best person
on earth. he has a 14 and a half inch
cock. and, on top of everything
else. he's the biggest quadruple
threat to his this fuckin business
since gene kelly. bring it son...
what we call a blow job contest. zack
recently sent me a testimonial that
made me far too happy. in response, i
was upset that i didn't send him a
better one first. SOOOOO...zack is
fuckin dope. he's one of the funniest
fuckin guys i've ever met, talented as
all hell, a bit straighter than he
thinks he is, and one of the guys that
i can go to at any time to talk. i
take full reponsibility for his
decision to go to UCI, and i
definitely take all credit for his
work thus far. once we get out into
the bullshit that is our "business", i
will continue to take credit for his
work there too...ok, anyway zack, you
are the shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
funniest moment in uci history. the
book flew, (and im not talking just any
book, i mean a fuckin huge ass 1500
page text book the size of the first
bible and shit), and nailed amanda and
just like that, she bounced right out
the chair. anyway, zack james is
fuckin dope man. i feel honored to be
the first guy at UCI to have met zack
before he decided to come to school
here. the guy is funny, talented, and
comes in hella clutch when you are
down. thanks buddy, and be ready to
have the best show experience ever when
you get back from the ol' NYC!
This guy! I can't say enough good
things about this guy. Talented, sweet,
funny as hell and HOT HOT HOT...i mean
look at that face, how could you not
fall in love with that face! Zach, I
miss our make-out sessions on the floor
of the Winni Smith....ya that's right I
made-out with him....don't hate
UCI: Zach throwing his Drama Anthology
book at Amanda during 40C and knocking
her out of her chair. I'm still
laughing. Only wish he would have
talked to me more. Maybe then he would
have noticed my secret school boy crush
I had on him. ;)
charming, and cute as all hell, your
name is Zack... and how uncanny is
that?? Zack Morris was my first
celebrity crush! So from the day I
found out your name was Zack, I knew
you were special. But that's not the
only thing that makes you special.
You're special because you're from
HEMET!! And how fun is that?? We're
practically neighbors. I grew up
practically breathing the same air as
you, that's incredible!! So, I've been
thinking, since we're practically
related, (and how amazing is THAT?)
we're like blood relatives, and
nothing can come between us. Come to
think of it, it's like we're the same
person... it's like with our powers
combined, we are ZABA... and that
makes me glad.