Carl Swanson

      "im better in a relationship, probably; i like someone to talk to at night over several (apparenlty healthful) glasses of red..."

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      • Paul
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      • Carl is the conscience of the 21st
        century.
      • Janine
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      • when i see carl, i either a) want to kiss his
        head or b) punch him. he tends to bring out
        the best and the beast in a person.
        in all seriousness, carl is great. he is also a
        super talented writer. all should know this
        great man.
      • Marisa
      • Posted
      • That Carl is sharp as a god-danged
        tack. You know?
      • Brian
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      • Despite what you might think from these
        photos, Carl's hair is NOT permanently
        windblown.
      • Smilin Tyler
      • Posted
      • L'il country mouse Carl (hailing from the hamlet of
        Manhattan) came to the burgeoning metropolis of
        Crozet, Va. last year. I thought he would explode from
        excitment - the wide-eyed look of the boy coming in
        and trying to make good in the big city just about made
        my heart melt. Then we went to a roller-rink and another
        friend vaporized his ankle, incurring 1000's of dollars in
        bills. Carl turned to me with tears in his eyes. "Take me
        back to Mew York where it all makes sense!" I cried.
        Then we drank beer and watched TV (though first we
        turned it on). Some people aren't cut out to make it in
        the bigs, but that's just one of Carl's many endearing
        traits.
      • Brandon
      • Posted
      • Of all the calvin klein underwear
        models I know, carl is the most down
        to earth. really. it's a rare thing. he's
        damn charming as well. he'll make
        any heterosexual man VERY
        confused. it's just an energy. actually
        it's probably the height. i mean, at
        6'4"...you can't really deny the man.
        marvelous chap.
        really good at marco polo.
      • Marisa
      • Posted
      • In the future, Carl gave me a
        Porterhouse steak. And yet, it's not
        *all* about meat for Carl.
      • Ben
      • Posted
      • Carl's one of the only people that I
        can count on to say something that
        makes me feel better when I'm mad about
        a boy. Of course upon scrutiny, the
        comfort is probably a big lie, but that
        doesn't really matter when it makes you
        feel better and you don't scrutinize.
        Carl's revolutionary freezer art might
        be worth big bucks some day.

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