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      • Mary
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      • Matthew...his favorite sandwich is
        peanut butter and jelly yet he never
        passes up combos such as mash potatoes
        and marinara sauce or strawberries,
        vegan sour cream and cinnamon. Of
        course food is not his only interest
        he could never resist a corny joke
        such as two pretzel were walking down
        the road and one was a-salt-ed. Matt
        seems sweet when you meet him but
        watch out...you never know bowling and
        chilling and at the pond of a park can
        do to a person.
      • Caitlin
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      • they're all liars or fools. or perhaps both. the
        dear sweet matthew of the testimonials is
        completely unknown to me. the matthew i
        knew was a sexy dirty old man with a
        propensity for dark haired girls, who went on
        ether binges in the headlands and came out
        days later bleary eyed wearing nothing but
        women's underwear and playing with his
        eyelashes in a compulsive manner, the
        man's a hot and raunchy sex fiend who's
        worth the effort even if he gets slurry when
        he's drunk and was - disgusting as it may be
        - a vegetarian before i met him. right before i
        left sf he was having mud wrestling fights
        with naked girls every wednesday, was
        training to be a body double for sex scenes
        in big movies - you knew you'd seen that
        tight little butt before- and had had three kids
        by different wives in various parts of the
        southwest. he's a man of fucking mystery
        not just some sweet guy with a pretty face.
        just thought i'd clarify.
      • Anna
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      • if i ever have a petmonkey i would name him
        matt. he'd climb curtains, throw feces and
        scream about east timor and be the cutest
        ever!
      • Lauren
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      • Matt...Super cute, super sweet,
        super- wonderful- fantastic-amazing
        taste in music (and lets face it, that's
        what's most important in life), super
        fun to play trivial pursuit with and
        most importantly, Not only doesn't
        kick you out of his room even though
        he's way super sleepy but you are
        WAY TOO stoned to drive all the way
        back to Oakland at that very moment
        and it's like 3am on a Tuesday, but
        plays all sorts of music and talks
        about the bands with you! What a
        great guy.
        Lets hang out more Matt.
      • Annalyn
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      • Matt is a great roommate! He has a
        great CD collection and was very nice
        to my cat. He keeps himself and the
        flat clean and he's not bad on the eyes
        either.
      • Brendan
      • Posted
      • Matt's a reall swell guy and all the ladies like
        him. That's why I remain confident that some
        day he'll find a girl that loves him in spite of
        his bladder control problem.
      • Katie
      • Posted
      • Matt seems so sweet and thoughtful, but
        beware--he might force you to eat a
        concoction of cinnamon ice cream,
        caramel sauce, and bleu cheese! :oP
      • Brendan
      • Posted
      • Matt's a great guy. He's selfless, thoughtful,
        erudite and a good drinking buddy. His
        politics so completly on point it makes you
        feel better that there are people with his
        awareness in the world.

        All these great things make his sudden
        outbursts of mindless violence all the more
        puzzling.
      • Wendy
      • Posted
      • Such a sincere, open person, what a
        sweetheart! I am lucky to have Matthew
        as a friend.
      • Sarah
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      • Matt is my best boy-friend. Truly.
        We're two peas in a pod, him and I. He
        makes a great dinner buddy, especially
        if you pay and insist on 7 courses (or
        11). He doesn't even care if you
        decide that baby squid with round
        rubbery purpley tentacles makes you so
        sick you decide to throw it on the
        floor rather than have it on your
        plate.

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