Ken Ayers

Caltech

California Institute of Technology, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Computer Science

Finance

Universal Life Church

Money, travelling, cheesecake, money, Jamba Juice

Liar's Poker, Atlas Shrugged, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Ugly Americans, Bringing Down the House

Requiem for a Dream, Spellbound, Clerks

Family Guy, Dead Like Me, Battlestar Galactica, Burn Notice, Robot Chicken, Chapelle Show

Virgo

Do you ever remember how miserable you are when you're at work with a hangover and finishing everything you need to finish is second on your list of preferences to being encased in ice in the ninth circle of hell? I hope not, because that's not what life is all about. Not that life really has any inherent meaning, but you're going to be miserable if you remember that. It's better to think about the night before when you had a lampshade on your head, your friends were having a good time, and the seventh tequila you drank warped space and time to make the fat girl you saw half an hour ago unbearably hot.

Pithy pop philosophy aside, I'm a Reverend, a graduate of bartending school, and a cog in the capitalist finance machine. The Reverend thing is completely ironic in case you haven't guessed -- I drink heavily and that's the least of my vices.

Interesting people who are no more narcissistic and self-obsessed than I am.