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Harvard
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
Cancion, Nicaragua
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Harvard's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/2414404
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Occupation:
Adventurer
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What I enjoy doing:
Jelly Donuts, Code Reds, Encephalitis
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Favorite Books:
Mein Kampf, The Tibetan Book of Life After Divorce, any book about Cher, The Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kameleon...oh and the Bible (I believe everything in it is true...verbatim....truly...I do)
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Favorite Movies:
Saving Silverman (top-notch), Moonstruck (I love Cher), any movie with Jet Li (it befuddles me that the Academy continues to overlook him year after year), and How to Lose 10 Things I Hate to do in Denver When I'm Dead
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Favorite Music:
Daisy Chix, Van Morrissey, Limp Bisquick, the Battle Hymn of the Republic, and showtunes....any and all showtunes...the gayer the better...and Cher...I love Cher.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Who the Fuck Cares Whose Line it is Anyway?, Will and Grace vs. Dharma and Greg in a to-the-death cage match, anything with Emeril Lagasse in it ( I just love the way he says, "BAM!!!"...have you seen his new toothpaste commercial? It's pretty
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I have great big balls and sometimes when I'm in the potty
my poopy gets stuck and I have to give it a little help
(you know what I mean).
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet someone with one blue eye and one brown
eye and one stink eye and s/he should think it's really
funny when I say, "I'm going to crap my pants."
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I'm really pleased to be your friend
here on Friendster. We've shared so
many good times together, like that
time in Pongo-Pongo when I kicked your
ass for being such a flaming faggot.
Take the baseball bat out of your ass
and get a clue. When I'm doen giving
you a code red on the canoe trip, I'm
going to wipe my stink-eye all over
your herpes-infected pussy.