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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Feb 2003
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Hometown:
rockville
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Company:
lately I'm in the porn industry.
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lizz's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/24213
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Other education:
JDS, goucher college
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College/University:
Goucher College, Attended 2004 - Present, Class of 2008, Other, english/writing
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Occupation:
grave digger, bard.
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Affiliations:
short girl wall of death
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What I enjoy doing:
your mom, cowboy eggs, garlic stuffed olives, caper stuffed olives, almond stuffed olives
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Favorite Books:
harry potter!, breakfast of champions, slaughterhouse 5, to kill a mockingbird, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, cat's cradle, goblins in the castle, animal farm
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Favorite Movies:
labyrinth!, lord of the rings, snatch, the princess bride, amelie, indiana jones and the last crusade, the big lebowski, fight club, the life aquatic, leon the professional, the boondock saints
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Favorite Music:
david bowie, the pogues, bikini kill/le tigre, dar williams, the beatles, 1905, spoont., Iggy Pop, Deb Talan, Joni Mitchell, the Lucksmiths, sleater-kinney, prince, Siouxsie and the banshees, the cure, the twilight singers/afghan whigs, Harry & the Potters, SOUL MUSIC.
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Favorite TV Shows:
buffy, MASH, family guy, cowboy bebop, arrested developement
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About Me:
I am a high class lady. I wear chanel No.5, high heels and red lipstick. I am not in any way dirty or dykey. I do not play video games. I am no fun.
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Who I Want to Meet:
rockstars. Sirius Black.
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like elves, and fantasy. we are both little but
have large tooters. i think this means we are
destined to be lovers... or at least smooch a
lot. well is my dream at least.
lizz and i will
a) date and be lovers
b) smooch
c) be awesome friends
d) all of the above
her gloves off so that I could have fur
wristbands. Now that, my friends, is
love.
How about "Jeezy Creezy!"? Lizz lives
with me which is cool because when
she wakes up she says "murf...." I won't
lie - I'm a big fan of that. We have had
profound impacts on one another's
lives. When I met Lizz she was a Bjork-
loving, bat wing headband-wearing
weirdo, but now, thanks to my strategic
use of her peanut butter and printer, she
is a Bjork-loving, cat ear headband-
wearing weirdo who is good at sharing.
I, on the other hand, went from being a
Polo-wearing, college rock- loving
weirdo. I saw the light. And the light
was Elizabeth Caryn Mazer (and yes I
know your middle name as I am a
Campus Web freak). I am now a
spandex bodysuit-wearing weirdo with a
rather good taste in music. I have three
goals in my life: 1) be Lizz's
underwench when she is a librarian 2)
go to fencing club with Lizz 3) fill up our
box of water bottles. We both make
snacky noises and enjoy the same
weird movies. We are connected at the
sou
mention of lizz's name. or hawkeye
pierce's, i can't remember which.
rainbow in my world of monotonous shades
of grays. She's also way photogenic and
it makes me uber jealous. I only last
night noticed the enormousness of Lizz's
ta-ta's. And day-yum is I jealous.
I've ever met. She's eventually gonna
marry one of those dudes in those video
game theme song cover bands. I'm
calling it now.
a band full of hotness... ps. feeding
lizz milk and/or cheese will cause her
to transform, a la gremlins.
Bear until you touch her knees....mommy!
and then i realized that while she
could never be my lover (and neither
could billie jean) she was to become
the best friend i could hope for. lizz
is my biggest critic and my greatest
protector... when i need her she is
never too far away. lizz grows more and
more beautiful each day, inside and
outside, and i am serious when i say
that if everyone had as much love and
laughter in their heart as lizz does...
the world would be a better place. too
bad she's emo.