I just met JulieMack. She has the
greatest name ever in the history of the
world. And her hair is fucking
phenominal. I don't think it's really fair
that all of this should befall one person,
but it's not for me to judge.
HAppy Birthday!!! As soon as ya know it
you will become my age. Have an alsome
holiday weekend. Don't get too crunk
because I know that I will take tequilla
shots for ya.
julie and i got lost in the woods once, luckily we
were wearing our TeamTwinGo! uniforms cause
mom found us pretty quick, she was totally
pissed, though, and actually an ugly, horrible
woman with an annoying friend, and we got a
good spank for it, but felt just dreadful after, so
we held hands and found the camp and i don't
remember, we might've had smores, but probably
not, those being high in carbs and all.
juliemack, remember that time we
couldn't get the sandwiches we wanted
then we held hands on the sidewalks of
tribeca and made out in front of my old
job? And guess what I have a terrible
memory but last night I could remember
exactly what you sound like. When you
are laughing. At me.
Please enjoy the following short play,
entitled JulieMack and Xavi: A Romance
Blooms
x:[semiserious request for codependent
irresponsible behavior]
j: [semiresponsible nonacquiescense]
x: [passive agressive request for
validation]
j: [indirect statement of validation]
x: [reciprocation of assumed subtext]
both: [socially normative performance of
idealized and simplistic version of
aforementioned subtext]
Due to the gagtastic nature of its
content, this play will never be
performed live.
you can get in my shorts whenever you want but
i'm not a crotch sniffer like christy (gross) so
wash them. i may, however, sneak a crotch grab
or two. you can grab mine back. oh wait...
did you leave your ball at the patio?
i can't wait to see your show so i can say (very
loudly) "oh yeah. this is by far the best work in
the whole place. brilliant. everything else sort of...
pales in comparison." and i'll bring people to
loudly agree with me.
dude.
what more can a wannabe artist need in a friend?
she also once offered to let me sleep on her couch.
i'm sold.
greatest name ever in the history of the
world. And her hair is fucking
phenominal. I don't think it's really fair
that all of this should befall one person,
but it's not for me to judge.
you will become my age. Have an alsome
holiday weekend. Don't get too crunk
because I know that I will take tequilla
shots for ya.
were wearing our TeamTwinGo! uniforms cause
mom found us pretty quick, she was totally
pissed, though, and actually an ugly, horrible
woman with an annoying friend, and we got a
good spank for it, but felt just dreadful after, so
we held hands and found the camp and i don't
remember, we might've had smores, but probably
not, those being high in carbs and all.
couldn't get the sandwiches we wanted
then we held hands on the sidewalks of
tribeca and made out in front of my old
job? And guess what I have a terrible
memory but last night I could remember
exactly what you sound like. When you
are laughing. At me.
entitled JulieMack and Xavi: A Romance
Blooms
x:[semiserious request for codependent
irresponsible behavior]
j: [semiresponsible nonacquiescense]
x: [passive agressive request for
validation]
j: [indirect statement of validation]
x: [reciprocation of assumed subtext]
both: [socially normative performance of
idealized and simplistic version of
aforementioned subtext]
Due to the gagtastic nature of its
content, this play will never be
performed live.
i'm not a crotch sniffer like christy (gross) so
wash them. i may, however, sneak a crotch grab
or two. you can grab mine back. oh wait...
i can't wait to see your show so i can say (very
loudly) "oh yeah. this is by far the best work in
the whole place. brilliant. everything else sort of...
pales in comparison." and i'll bring people to
loudly agree with me.