Gatekeeper

"Do not esk abut meee mag-get! You should worray abut yerself... For if yew do not roll the exhact numbah of heirs on..."

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Occupation:
freakin gatekeeper
Hobbies and Interests:
stopping the game, banishing people to the "black hole, " rewarding people with keys, speaking with a crazy german accent, staring people down, etc
Favorite Books:
"Nightmare" player's manual, Necronomicon
Favorite Movies:
"Nightmare", Ghostbusters
Favorite Music:
Eerie wind, maniacal laughter
About Me:
Do not esk abut meee mag-get! You should worray abut
yerself... For if yew do not roll the exhact numbah of
heirs on your head... YOU WILL BE BANISH-ED TO THE BLACK-AH
HOLE! Now.... Rrrrrroll the die!
Who I Want to Meet:
The player whose turn it is next, the player whose turn it
is now, the old one, the young one, the chosen one