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"Who am i? Well really its very complex, complicated, and wonderful. One word or phrase to describe me is
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More about Samantha
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Occupation:
Entrepeneur
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Affiliations:
fetal pinatas, the huskeys, any evangelism, chuck norris
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Hobbies and Interests:
First and formost- G-D, jewish boys, robo-tripping and vegan culture
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Favorite Books:
The Bible!!! (KJV)
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Favorite Movies:
Radio
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Favorite Music:
the funky fresh beats of "straight out of africa" - a new interpretive bongo club
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Favorite TV Shows:
TLC's A Wedding Story
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About Me:
Who am i? Well really its very complex, complicated, and wonderful. One word or phrase to describe me is
"That's one sad, unhappy, upset cow. She wants her baby. Bellowing for it, hunting for it. It's like grieving, mourning- not much written about it. People don't like to allow them thoughts or feelings."
So simple yet so complex, so close yet so far away, so intriguing yet so repulsive.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The woman who spawned Prince to ask her- what is his real name? If anyone knows, seriously get back to me.
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"leave me alone"
"im awake"
"i dont care. leave me alone."
"but im awake! lets talk about me."
"i hate you"
"ohh stop."
house i show up to her and her friend
priscilla sitting around a wood stove
in their panties... rubbing their legs
down with oil. What? At first i
thought "Wierd?" but then "Woah this is
hot!" Nothin a man loves more than
well moisturized legs.
ready to go, but sadly the Super 8 is
down for the count. A tape got jammed
in it while I was filming an underaged
fuck fest I hosted this Sunday, See I
was filming with on arm and
fingerbanging "the cheerleader" with
the other (All the while delivering a
deep and satisfying "crap tap"
to "Avril Levigne". Sadly I lost
control (understandably though) and
smashed the camera on the "construction
worker's" hard hat (which subsequently
made him flinch and flex and
the "Indian Chief" prematurely
ejaculated. But "disgruntled postal
worker" and "mister rogers" held on
srtong for hours. I'm still embarrased
for "indian chief," I think the most
embarrasing thing in the world is to be
the first to come at completely illegal
orgy!!! YIKES! Oh I love Easter
Sundays!!!
and she said, 'you know, people tell me that all the
time, but i dont feel any different than anyone else'.
she is so humble. and soooo beautiful" -dede hart.
this woman is the only person i know who can
cook an entire meal with only katchup, peas
and tofurkey. and on the engine of her van.
she is amazing...
words, i would say that she is a very
smooth mix between a gummy bear and
david hasselholf. when you meet her,
you will know what i am talking about.
and remember, just because she works
for UPS doesnt mean that she always
delivers little brown packages. yeah.
like without Sam? It's like "The
Passions of Christ", without the
whips... can I say that as a Catholic?