Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends

Sep 2003

Franklin, LA

http://profiles.friendster.com/2435118

Loyola University NO, UCB

comedian/actor/marketing

I love improv. and sketch comedy, creating characters, performing, theatre, music, piano, boys, crazy people, polish pastries, and porn

Invisible Monsters, Catcher in the Rye, The Bell Jar, Exquisite Corpse, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Wild Boys

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Donnie Darko, Pi, Hey Happy, The Rose, Beaches, Waking Life, Dancer in the Dark, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Female Trouble, Multiple Maniacs, Psycho, Mommie Dearest, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Boogie Nights, Girls Will Be Girls, The Dreamers, Napoleon Dynamite, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, How's Your News?, Mildred Pierce, Me and You and Everyone We Know

Sigur Ros, Console, Royksopp, Tiefschwarz, Schneider TM, Radiohead, Hot Chip, all dirty music (Lil' Kim, Missy Elliot, Peaches, Raffi, Kenny G.), most Electro, some Faggy music, Chicks on Speed, The B-52's, Faithless, The Postal Service, Nina Simone, Fanny Pack, The Kings of Convenience, Morrissey, The Magnetic Fields, Kate Bush, Fischerspooner, Le Tigre, The Dresden Dolls, Antony and the Johnsons

I haaave Cable and DVR and how did I live without?? I'm pretty obsessed with ANTM (We will always love you, Molly Sue). FUCK YOU JADE! ) Colbert Report, Showbiz Show, Drawn Together, The Office, Strangers With Candy was by far the best TV show ever, Reno 911 (close second), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Golden Girls, Seinfeld, The Cosby Show, The Daily Show, Some SNL seasons, Dark Shadows, USA Up All Night, The Wonder Years, Project Runway

Cancer

WOW I NEED TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN. DOES ANYONE STILL USE FUCKSTER?? I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN BROOKLYN. I LIVE IN NYC. HA I LOVE THE INTERNET!!

Thank you for viewing my prophylactic profile. You are visitor # 1.

Hi, my name is Zach. I and boys but not at the my media. Zach's media madness is the means of mediating meditating. I like to have sex with animals same time. I don't mix like no other, and has not am not conservative but a conservationist.

I live in Brooklyn, NY. I have a degree in Theatre,
Communications, and Waitressing.
I'm into sketch comedy and improv.
I want mugshots.
I feel like I'm more than one person...and I can't fine ME.
I work in Manhattan at Cafeteria (Sat. nights only) so I'm a cafeteria lady by night. I work in real estate marketing by day so I'm for real. I like to go to the gym (I also like Switzerland, but don't get there much either these days). I love piano, pornography, and explanation points---It's me on paper!!!
Look at how I spelled exclamation point!! FAG.

I like boys who cry.

I try to be serious sometimes but it burns.

(AIM: Lambillio) But please don't IM me if you are some dork fatty or Pacific Islander who just wants to be cyber-friends.

Follow-up: so far, no geek fats have i.m.ed me. (success) Still, I get them all the time on myspace because they take up all the space. It's no longer my space.

Follow-up: Mmmmmmmmnnnn_ok...we have to talk...
I THOUGHT I SAID TO STOP TRYING TO BE MY FRIENDSTER!.

no wait!...keep trying. I want you to. No, really.

I just want to meet people who are (in order of importance--10 being least important): 1. Attractive 2. Funny 3. Interesting 4. Intelligent 5. Honest 6. Trustworthy 7. Scientologists 8. Wealthy (this should be ranked higher) 9. Fanatical 10. Pregnant 11. Asian (LEAVE ME ALONE! I WILL NOT BE YOUR FRIENDSTER!!)

I like making cyber-friends. (You know, they're like regular friends but you only talk to them online. So they never have to see you or look at you, or see you. So you can be as fat as you want.)

But trust me, don't ask them if you can borrow money because they are not those kind of friends.

Unfortunately.