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      • Laura
      • Posted
      • I wrote a new testimonial for Crash and he obviously didn't like it, so here it goes, again....I love this man so much that I voluntarily took him to a t-shirt shop to fulfill his dream of having a shirt that said, "I'm just a girl from the trailer park who had a dream..." I love him so much that I actually go out with him in public while he's wearing said shirt. I love him so much that I moved in with him, despite the fact that he leaves his socks in the living room. I love him because he loves me, despite the fact that I'm an anal retentive, dorky, spazoid. I love him because he makes me look at things differently, but still respects me if I say I'm gonna stick with my opinion. I love his comic books even if I pretend to want to throw them out while he sleeps. I'm gonna stop now because I could write three million comments about why I love Crash Davis. But I do...lots and lots.
      • Leonard
      • Posted
      • Mike likes looking at pictures of Asian men
        with bowl haircuts. What a disturbing fetish.
      • Moacir
      • Posted
      • I want to make sure. Damn sure. That I
        still get to play the first hand of
        blackjack (Siebzehnundvier?) at
        Mountainhaus on Mars (or is that das
        Berghaus auf Mars?). OK. Hit me. Hit me.
        Hit me. Hit me. Shit... 30 again.
      • Leonard
      • Posted
      • Mike is a sensitive, kind person. He knew
        that Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds"
        would find himself one day. He's been
        saying all along that we shouldn't have Jim
        O'Rourke mangled for all the ruin he has
        wrought upon indie music, but instead
        shower him with kindness in hopes he'll
        leave the biz. And he loves West Ham, an
        English soccer team wishing that eternal
        dream of re-joining the Premiership. Such
        devotion to the downtrodden should be
        rewarded. Give it up, ladies.
      • JerkStreet Inc
      • Posted
      • I met "Crash" back in the sweltering
        summer of 77. Hopscotch was all the
        rage, as well as double dutch. We both
        had a multitude of gold chains and the
        finest Sergio Tacchini custom taylored
        jogging suits. It was great, we used to
        have a theme going with us. Best
        friends in matching work out gear. How
        could we go wrong?! One fateful day
        someone challenged us to a break-off.
        The cardboard was thrown down. We
        squared off, gave one another our
        trademark highfive and got into the
        groove. It wasn't much after we got
        started that the competition threw down
        some jacks and we ended up getting
        injured severly, not just physically,
        but the emotional scars were enough to
        last a life time. Our street cred had
        been tarnished! And that's how Crash
        got his name....
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • this nigga is also nevah back at the front.
        only fools are back at the front.

        one time he and i sat on a bench and smoked. i
        talked of charmander and then we rocked the
        makeout.

        i know you cats be jealous.
        don't be jealous. that shits a female trait.
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • this boy brought me math dittos the first time we
        ever met.
        how hot is that.
        we have had our ups and our downs.
        but we still got down in his sheets.
        holla.<3
      • Leonard
      • Posted
      • Math + 151 = Mike. The revolution will not
        be televised.
      • Gracie
      • Posted
      • mike has the biggest heart in the
        entire world ...

        he didnt even know me, and he let me
        stay at his place for an entire month
        when i was having rough times ...

        i don't know if he knows this, but he
        is the ONLY reason i was able to stay
        in NYC ...

        i owe you everything ..

        also, i ate all of his roomates
        hershey kisses, then i bought her a
        new bag...and ate all of those too : [

        i am such a fatkid
      • Steve
      • Posted
      • Keep reaching for that booger Mikey!

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