Rami Vamos

Oberlin College, Yale, Queens College

Musician, teacher

I'm interested in hobbies but don't have any.

The Idiot

The Jerk

Ali G, Arrested Development, The office, Six Feet Uner

Gemini

I am very average at just a quick glance from a distance. If you get closer though, you will see that I am about 5"9. That's actually average. But if you get even closer you will notice that I have no distinguishing features that would make you think that I am anything but average. But if you get extremely close, like inches away, and really start examining, then you will probably notice what sets me apart. It's that I allow strangers to come up and examine me in this manner. Most people would complain and say "you are standing too close to me". I just calmly and patiently allow it. I'll even lift my arms or spin if asked nicely.

I spend enormous ammounts of time thinking about annoying little things that I (and most other people) have to do. Like clipping my toe nails, watering plants, cleaning the humidifier, cleaning my ears, windexing the mirror in the bathroom, picking up some pants that were dry cleaned, scheduling a dentist appointment, getting a new Britta filter, doing back excercises, purchasing a new toothbrush or more razors, taking the airconditioner out of the window, and this list can go on and on forever. Of course, these are things that you don't have to do everyday... but I feel like I think about some of these things or things like them everyday. That sort of irritates me for some reason. I kind of wish that I could just spend a couple of months making it my full time job to do nothing but clip my toe nails and walk back and forth from the dry cleaners. Then, for the rest of my life, I would never have to worry about either one. Oh the joy I would experience when I saw someone else clipping their toe nails and looking bored. I would wizz by them doing something awesome, like roller skating, and would briefly stop to give them a sympathetic look. "I finished that already" I would say to them. Then, they would jealously look on as I skated off into the sunset in a freshly drycleaned pair of trousers.

I have noticed that most of the people that view my profile already know me. So instead of writing about who I want to meet, I am going to write about how I want my friends to be. I want you to laugh more vigorously at my jokes. No more vigorous laughing after I try to say serious things. If we start dating, I like my neck rubbed and fingers through my hair frequently Zach... I mean, Ladies. If you don't like the shows I listed above, then you probably should pretend that you do when you are around me. Oh, you know that section above where you select your reasons for meeting people (dating, friends, etc.)? I just changed mine from "friends" to "activity partners". So if you are currently my friend, now we have to cut that out and start concentrating on activites. I guess we should probably start with horseback riding as nothing else is coming to mind right now.