Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Sep 2003

milwaukee

http://profiles.friendster.com/2444420

carpenter

music, movies, architecture, jumping off bridges(my friends do it!)

the ones with lots of pictures

boondock saints, birdie, punch drunk love, amelie, airplane, fast cheap and out of control, city of god, run ronnie run

modest mouse, built to spill, muldoons, david gray, steel pole bathtub, police, devo, hot snakes, david hasselhoff

nova, this old house, west wing, simpsons

I have this bad nervous tick where whenever someone says the word superfalous, I immediately crap my pants. I play the drums, I used to be a test-pilot for expiramental supersonic aircraft until I fell out of the cockpit of a jet and fell head first onto the tarmak. ever since then I've been afraid of heights. I guess it was kinda my own fault because I was drunk and dressed in drag. I love scalding myself with hot coffee at 6a.m. I love people that dumb themselves down to attract the opposite sex, that's really charming. I drink really slowly, which I guess also makes me a cheap date. I like to write short stories that would be too contraversial for tv or cable, No not pornos! I write those in my head when I'm alone. I spent 4 years in Texas, worked as a mechanical bull repairman in bastrop county. I love camping. The way a good burp echoes in the wilderness is priceless. I also am a very serious person and never bullshit about anything.

Halle Berry. I'd love to console her in regards to her failed marriage, you know, be there for her. We could get real close and she could tell me what a great friend I am then start dating one of my close friends. That would be awesome.