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      • Ben
      • Posted
      • For me, there is truly no happier
        moment than when Rahul calls to
        say he's already let himself into my
        apartment with the key he still hasn't
        returned and will be staying the
        weekend. His recent subletting of
        "his own place" over winter break
        was thus particularly heartbreaking.
        Still--a secular saint.
      • Maya
      • Posted
      • Rahul's great and all, but as for his
        bony little ass in those baggy Diesel
        jeans, it looks like he just gambled
        and lost, if you know what I mean, not
        to mention that his pockets are so
        stuffed full with gadgets and his
        bulky wallet that his hips look like
        Amy Sedaris' fatty suit from Strangers
        With Candy. In addition, Jane, I beg
        to differ with your opinion on his
        readiness to take out the trash and
        drive you anywhere at any hour. But
        I've heard that all his friends and
        girlfriends get free electricity 'cause
        his dad works for ConEd. Apparently
        I'm not one of his friends.
      • Jane
      • Posted
      • As Rahul's first wife, I can assure you
        he's dreamy. (That's why I never
        pressed charges.) He takes out the
        trash before you realize it's full,
        he'll drive you anywhere you need to go
        at any hour, he brings back presents
        from trips, he can program your Tivo
        without looking at the manual, he's
        interested in what your shrink said
        about your dad, he can summarize the
        political situation in Algeria, and his
        ass was made for Diesel jeans. And did
        I mention H-A-R-V-A-R-D? We'd probably
        still be together if his obsession with
        Will Ferrell hadn't come between us.
        But just so you think I'm credible,
        here are a few downsides: he answers
        his cell phone during meals, he's
        lactose intolerant, and once he made me
        cry by suggesting I was wearing too
        much make up. Easily one of my top 17
        friends.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • the nights we shared at the convent are
        etched in my memory. i still blush when i
        think about the way his skin glistened in the
        moonlight on those hot honduran nights.
      • Diego
      • Posted
      • Rahul is easily the worst roommate I've
        ever had. He owes three months in back-
        rent, never flushes the toilet, and
        constantly listens to really loud
        techno late at night when I'm reading
        the bible or trying to sleep. In
        addition, he washes his shoes in the
        dishwasher, hangs up on my parents
        before I can speak with them, and is
        always causing my cat Mr. Kittens
        mental anguish. If you're still
        thinking about taking Rahul on as a
        roommate, consider this: he *will* eat
        all your cookies. Now don't say you
        weren't warned...
      • Celeste
      • Posted
      • Rahul has so many testimonials because
        he is the sort of guy who, if you
        hypothetically threw up on his favorite
        pair of pants, he wouldn't even send
        you the bill. Also, he does computer
        house calls. Even if you live overseas.
        A peach.
      • Bob
      • Posted
      • Celeste: Bob, what are you doin' up
        there?
        Bob: I am going to write a testimonial
        for Rahul.
        Celeste: He already has enough
        testimonials!

        He has a lot. But as you have probably
        figured out: he deserves them!
      • Sonia
      • Posted
      • rahul is the most loving and caring brother. This is especially true when
        he comes up with fake AOL screen names and IMs me pretending to be
        the guy i have a crush on in high school. Ever since that, i have always
        respected him as the mature older presence in my life
        :)
      • Dana
      • Posted
      • rahul, thank god you didn't get into
        yale. ever since i saw you sitting
        alone at that lunch table, i knew you
        were 'special.' thinking about you now,
        i feel so lucky to have someone so
        brilliant, sincere, thoughtful, and fun
        in my life. you inspire me, and i hope
        you give up your NY fetish so we can be
        next-door neighbors in California when
        we grow up. love love love, dana.
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • Rahul has the flash of rey ordenez,
        the grace of edgardo alfonzo, the star
        power of mike piazza, the giddy
        exctiment of jose reyes, the power of
        mo vaughn, the looks and educational
        pedigree of ron darling, the
        popularity of mookie wilson, and the
        voice of bobby v, all rolled into one.
        perfection.

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