One time me and Justin were at this
party and we had both had a little to
drink, you know, and we got to talking,
and we kind of hit it off right away...
he was into the whole goth thing and I
was just coming out of the closet, and
we were both pretty nervous. So I said
into his ear "Justin, what's the
WILDest thing you've ever done?" and he
says to me, "Riding a wild black
stallion bareback through the
Schwartzwald of Germany, singing at the
top of my lungs and throwing caution to
the wind, and then sucking the
stallion's huge dick." "Oh, JUH-stin,"
I said, "I would LOVE to feel like that
horse." We fucked like rabbits that
night. <3
HE WOULD EAT A SKULL FOR A KLONDIKE
BAR. NO JOKE. LOOK IN THE RETRIEVER
WEEKLY NEXT WEEK. ohhhhh TO AND FRO,
YOU MAEK THE WORLD GO ROUND. >O
THAT IS A FISHY FOR YOUR INFORMATION
A GHOST FISHHY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO
I was going to threaten this weak
human with my large and threatening
mouth because he flung dirty socks
into my bowl. But then I thought to
myself (because I am not an
unreasonable and ignorant fish), this
is merely a test to show disbelieving
others how incredible I am. Because
you see, I can survive anything, even
disgusting socks. I am grateful to
him for allowing me to yet again prove
to all how most excellent I truly am.
refused to leave me alone so i was
forced to be friends with it. what
the hell is a tank wizard anyways?
party and we had both had a little to
drink, you know, and we got to talking,
and we kind of hit it off right away...
he was into the whole goth thing and I
was just coming out of the closet, and
we were both pretty nervous. So I said
into his ear "Justin, what's the
WILDest thing you've ever done?" and he
says to me, "Riding a wild black
stallion bareback through the
Schwartzwald of Germany, singing at the
top of my lungs and throwing caution to
the wind, and then sucking the
stallion's huge dick." "Oh, JUH-stin,"
I said, "I would LOVE to feel like that
horse." We fucked like rabbits that
night. <3
not allowed.
BAR. NO JOKE. LOOK IN THE RETRIEVER
WEEKLY NEXT WEEK. ohhhhh TO AND FRO,
YOU MAEK THE WORLD GO ROUND. >O
THAT IS A FISHY FOR YOUR INFORMATION
A GHOST FISHHY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO
human with my large and threatening
mouth because he flung dirty socks
into my bowl. But then I thought to
myself (because I am not an
unreasonable and ignorant fish), this
is merely a test to show disbelieving
others how incredible I am. Because
you see, I can survive anything, even
disgusting socks. I am grateful to
him for allowing me to yet again prove
to all how most excellent I truly am.