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"I'm 7'24" tall with 6 eyes and the ability to morph into
any shape I want to at a moments notice...usually the
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More About BillZBub
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Occupation:
Jackass of all trades...comedian/actor/improvisor
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Hobbies and Interests:
comedy, theater, music, art, computers, cookin', travel, evil, chilis, travel, revolution
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Favorite Books:
Satan, His Psychotherapy and Cure, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, most of Palahniuk's stuff, Improvisation for the Theater, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Phillip K Dick, 1984
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Favorite Movies:
Memento, Usual Suspects, Brazil, Holy Grail, Raising Arizona, Angelheart, A Mighty Wind, Spinal Tap, Citizen Kane, Fish Called Wanda
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Favorite Music:
Pretty much everything except that annoying 'woo-woo' R&B crap..Neil Diamond rules..
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Favorite TV Shows:
Law and Order, South Park, Behind the Music, Great Chefs, The Daily Show, old Twilight Zone
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About Me:
I'm 7'24" tall with 6 eyes and the ability to morph into
any shape I want to at a moments notice...usually the
shape of a 5'9" Lebanese comic...not by choice...it
is a curse placed on me by an old witch who was mad that I
used her broom to sweep some Tabouli off the
porch...Sometimes I think that I have a rather tenuous
grasp on sanity...just enough to allow me to function in
most public places...I believe hot sauce is a magic
elixer...I am my own boss, and I've had to write me up on
numerous occassions for "not following the rules"....I
believe in the physics of interpersonal actions/reactions,
so I try and keep the reverberations as positive as I
can....I have to keep reminding myself to look up and
around sometimes, not just straight ahead...My epicurious
bent keeps me from "perfect" physical shape. I wish I had
more time to study everything that interests me...I
believe we need to tap into the power of the internet to
foment change...viva la revolucion!!! Read more at my live
journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/billzbub/
or visit my sometimes updated website:
www.billdykes.com..yahoo:sacredcowburger
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Who I Want to Meet:
God...so I can give him/her/it a piece of my mind.
Intelligent, challenging people who aren't afraid to take
a stance, even if it is unpopular...individuals who use
their brains as much as possible and who are willing to
act. Funny, well read people who aren't completely
enslaved by the corporate machine and hypnotized by its
media sidekick. Seymour Koochie.The Devil...he has the
best drugs...
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Testimonials and Comments for BillZBub
years just to make a sketch work better
if okay in my book! The man
understands performance.
day...
thats why they call him wild...
i mean what's crazier than touching my
butt?
and he's funny- yay funny guy
in New Orleans. I know because he told
me himself. Just kidding, Bill is a
funny guy who does a lot for local
comedy. If you see him out and about
the city, you should buy him a drink or
5 drinks.
this week.
He did my first two Big Top shows and
then let me come over to his house, even
though he had friends over, and fed me
fourteen pounds of boiled mudbugs. It
makes me pleased to know that there are
people who are as smart and talented as
him and are still cool. I think if you
meet him next year, he won't have time
for you so go see one of his shows at Le
Chat Noir this month and buy him a
drink, if'n ya know what's good fo Ya
as he's reading this. Here you go,
alchi. I love Bill. I love his soft, baby
ass smooth head. I love his ability to
drink until he implodes. He also
smells nice usually...and that's
important to me as a friend. Keep on
showering.
GO!! This boy knows how to have a good
time and really knows how to take care
of a brotha! Thanks again, Billy Boy.
When's the next one down there, when
are you havin another show down there,
period? Dammit man, gimme an excuse to
drop everything and go to NOLA and look
at titties!!
nytroglycerine sprinkled with
gunpowder wrapped with cannon fuse
inserted into the anus of a suicide
bomber, he's gonna blow up one day.
All you superficial deadweight who
claim to be his friend better start
tounging his nipples now while he's
still on the ground.
mind...what more could a girl ask for?
that Bill and I will also be friends in
HELL!!!