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Schools:
Chapel Hill High, Attended 1990 - 1994, Class of 1994
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Schools (Other):
benjamin n. cardozo school of law, 2005
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College/University:
Harvard University, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, in biology, sushi appreciation, drink mixing and scaring pigeons
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Occupation:
attorney: IP/entertainment law/law of crackpots
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Hobbies and Interests:
traveling, cooking gourmet meals, dining (sushi, korean food, vietnamese food, french food, foooood!), bar hopping, snowboarding, rock concerts, music industry, popular culture, politics (love/hate relationship w/ politics... mostly hate), homebrew, internet, the beach
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Favorite Books:
i don't read books. i am more of a news/entertainment magazine person. although i loved the hitchhiker's guide series and judy blume. don't ask me to remember anything in them though. :)
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Favorite Movies:
last days of disco, kill bill, zoolander, run lola run, harold and kumar go to white castle, american pie, clueless, point break, the matrix, chasing amy, better luck tomorrow, fight club, requiem for a dream, hackers, pulp fiction, heathers, legally blonde, star wars, trainspotting, igby goes down, bladerunner, dogma, fear of a black hat, TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE!!! (f*** yeah!)
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Favorite Music:
modern rock, hip-hop, trance, punk, indie - depending on my mood and the venue
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Favorite TV Shows:
PRISON BREAK (the best worst show ever!), weeds, da ali g show, the l word, punk'd, the daily show with jon stewart, margaret cho specials, chris rock specials, anything on MTV and VH1
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
www.crunkenergydrink.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
i'm already behind with keeping in touch with the people i already know.
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demon impressive.
by busting out the booty
shaking "elevator dance" in our stuffy
old corporate building, always sure to
regain our composure before the doors
re-opened... one day we heard that the
lobby security took notice when they
started laughing on our way down to
meet a friend in the lobby. bertie
always manages to sneak in a little
fun.
would not be part of the Interweb
today. Indeed, I would still be going
out at nights, partying, and having
wild sex with gorgeous strangers. Now,
I spend most of my time sitting at home
writing updates for twenty or thirty
different sites. I owe it all to SC2
and SHDC, two of the best things ever
to hit the Interweb. Thanks Bertie!
now she'd be worshipped as "the Chinese
Goddess of Cool." There'd be big stone
statues of Bertie across Asia with
people putting out incense sticks and
praying "help me Bertie, make me as cool
as you." I feel hip and with it just by
being in her presence, and I'm about as
cool as former Secretary of the Treasury
Paul O'Neill.
asian law student and partner in
crime. she is the reason i became a
brewer of fine homemade beers and a fan
of sushi. i can attest to the utter
absence of supreme evil in her
personality, but i will acknowledge
that she has extreme potential for
entertaining mischief. when my
introverted existence gets too boring,
i take trips to new york to revel in
the insanity that is her life.