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      • Nat
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      • Bertie is something special what a
        feisty one! LOL! Kidding aside, shes
        funny, sweet, and so smart. She can
        crack you up, console you when
        needed, and give you fine advice
        (although she doesnt agree with me)
        and she can cook and boogie too! I feel
        fortunate to know her she brightens
        my life!
      • Benjamin
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      • Even from afar, Bertie is super hyper
        demon impressive.
      • saucy
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      • bertie and i used to de-stress at work
        by busting out the booty
        shaking "elevator dance" in our stuffy
        old corporate building, always sure to
        regain our composure before the doors
        re-opened... one day we heard that the
        lobby security took notice when they
        started laughing on our way down to
        meet a friend in the lobby. bertie
        always manages to sneak in a little
        fun.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • I can verify the kissing part mentioned
        in the previous testimonial....damn
        girl! Um, thank you ma'am, may I have
        another?
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • There's a reason Bertie is also known
        as "Notorious BHC," well, at least she
        was in the old days. BHC provided
        refuge when gang wars waged within the
        walls of Pfoho. BHC was very generous
        in sharing her friends like (cider)
        jack and (wine)cooler when no one else
        could provide similar solace. Be
        careful, however, if you ever find
        yourself being videotaped...
      • Joey
      • Posted
      • Make no mistake, if not for Bertie, I
        would not be part of the Interweb
        today. Indeed, I would still be going
        out at nights, partying, and having
        wild sex with gorgeous strangers. Now,
        I spend most of my time sitting at home
        writing updates for twenty or thirty
        different sites. I owe it all to SC2
        and SHDC, two of the best things ever
        to hit the Interweb. Thanks Bertie!
      • Benjamin
      • Posted
      • If Bertie lived 2000 years ago, right
        now she'd be worshipped as "the Chinese
        Goddess of Cool." There'd be big stone
        statues of Bertie across Asia with
        people putting out incense sticks and
        praying "help me Bertie, make me as cool
        as you." I feel hip and with it just by
        being in her presence, and I'm about as
        cool as former Secretary of the Treasury
        Paul O'Neill.
      • Selena
      • Posted
      • bertie is a my favorite hyperactive
        asian law student and partner in
        crime. she is the reason i became a
        brewer of fine homemade beers and a fan
        of sushi. i can attest to the utter
        absence of supreme evil in her
        personality, but i will acknowledge
        that she has extreme potential for
        entertaining mischief. when my
        introverted existence gets too boring,
        i take trips to new york to revel in
        the insanity that is her life.
      • Bev
      • Posted
      • when bertie cheng's existence was
        first brought to my attention, I was
        told that she would bring nothing but
        supreme evil. I'm happy to report that
        this has since proven to be true, and
        I've had nothing but good times with
        bertie. she is the hostess with the
        most-ess, plus she makes a damn good
        clambake. big up to birdpee.
      • Amy
      • Posted
      • President and Commander-In-Chief of
        the Hot Taiwanese Lesbian Brigade,
        Bertie packs it in with a one-two-
        punch-muah! This grrl will surprise
        you every time. And does she know her
        ninjas...
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