Princess Wendy

Does reform school count?

Marlboro College, Attended 1991 - 1997, Class of 1997, Bachelor's Degree, Sociology

I write about cheese. Stop laughing. It's true.

TES, MAsT-Metro, Film Forum, The NRA, NYPL, WFMU, radio free brattleboro, The Lemon Brigade, Billionaries for Bush

looking at bodies of water, sleeping, pirates (argh!), Coney Island, having my boots polished, making weird clothes, using the word "gay" for purposes other than homosexual, eating cake, being a pervert, doing bad stuff to people who like it, drinking tea with my pinky sticking out, being a smarty-pants, rhymin-n-stealin, pinball

I like the kind with words. I also like the kind without words.

Strange Brew, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Big Lebowski, The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3, Willy Wonka (both), Wes Anderson's oeuvre, Repo Man, Taxi Driver, The Warriors, Muppet Movie, The Aristocrats, Hedwig, Young Frankenstein, unwatchablefilms.com, and those health/safety films they made us watch in school. There's so many more, where do I begin?

horrible/weird/outsider, tubas, accordions, trumpets, banjos, punk rawk, rock 'n' m.f. roll, disco, heavy metal, anything on 78 rpm, Kraftwerk, Yo La Tengo, French music, evil 70s music (like Blue Oyster Cult and the Starlight Vocal Band), the sound of breaking glass

Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Looney Tunes, Spongebob Square Pants, The Young Ones, Law and Order, Fat Albert (hey hey hey), but since I ain't got no TeeVee it's all moot.

I am a Princess.

I am a polymorphous polyamorous pervert. if you know what any of this means, help yourself to a cookie, because you win.

My favorite holiday is my birthday.

Sometimes people tell me that I remind them of someone
else whom they like very much, which is a very nice thing
for someone to say. But then sometimes people tell me
that I am unique and that there's nobody like me in the
world. That is also very nice. But how can both be
true? Get to know me and maybe you'll find out.

People who put potato chips on their tuna fish sandwiches. People who dip their grilled cheese sandwiches in ketchup. Someone with integrity: if you say you're gonna do it, do it. Those who love to give as much as they love to receive.