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      • Brigid
      • Posted
      • Hey Brenner! How many times did you go
        to the prom, and by the way-- which one
        was your favorite? I haven't seen you
        or spoken to you in many years but I
        know you are still REALLY REALLY
        awesome and REALLY REALLY cool.
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • Despite his serious affinity for chrome
        dubs and bedside call-bells, Brenner is
        not bling bling so much as a serious
        429 TMT BNB superstar. Send Molly my
        love.
      • Bob
      • Posted
      • A Story: At a certain late point in a
        certain nameless young man's arrested
        sexual development, he inflicted upon a
        young Mr. Thomas a quite unseemly and
        untoward infatuation, which was not, as
        it turned out, a mutual one, an outcome
        predictable enough to those individuals
        around them still in possession of
        their wits. It was quite a trial for
        our Mr. Thomas to be put through, but
        he endured, extricated, and acquitted
        himself with a tremendous display of
        grace and kindnes, such that, to this
        day, he and this certain young man can
        remain fast friends, even to the point
        of, every so often, publicly writing
        lovely sentiments about the other
        without fear of reproach. A moral
        tragedy and a social scandal, averted
        by the good grace and moral wit of our
        extraordinary, virtuous hero, Mr.
        Brenner Thomas! FIN
        (Henry James is to be blamed for this,
        not me, by the way.)
      • Juan
      • Posted
      • brenner has a serious high five. i
        mean he really hits it. i feel like a
        baller every time we high five, he's
        that good. he's also smart, handsome,
        really charming and a big fan of
        mine :) oh, and he loves big broadway,
        tap dancing, show tune-y, bedazzled
        musicals. you gotta respect that.

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