Joel might think he's tough but I ended up having a much higher tolerance for the medical oddities museum than he did. Though come to think of it he did encounter the fetus with its head coming out of it's stomach before me. Hm. So when are you coming to Brooklyn? I'll round up some oddities in advance of your arrival.
Shortly after his 21st, Joel engaged
himself in an ill-advised drinking
contest and an MC battle on the same
night. His miserable failure in the
former makes his decisive victory in the
latter all the more impressive.
hey ass hole, i miss you! actually i was thinking,
we need to have more slumber parties and drink
more long island ice teas (just like that time you
got wasted in pdx and the bar tender told you to
never ever again in your life order two long islands
in a row). so yeah, when are you going home
next?
it all started in 5th grade when we
both took up the cello and i made it
my mission in life to steal his first
chair spot, which never happened
thankyouverymuch mrs. forest. but
after years of throwing punches we
realized that there was no choice but
to love one another in sweet sweet
oberlin-nerd style. to me, joel is:
drinking long islands all night,
impersonating naked nick, filming
authority figures w/out their
knowledge, playing drunken trivial
pursuit, making thai curry, having
slumber parties, climbing mountains,
laughing uncontrolably, cheap
orchestra bow ties which fall off in
the middle of concerts, teasing jimbo
for his pitiful life, failed bio
experiments, sending him to confess my
love for the manager of dunkin donuts
(to the wrong person as it turns out),
and, "kitty, that's my pot pie."
believe me, everyone could use a
little joel in their life (or a lot).
himself in an ill-advised drinking
contest and an MC battle on the same
night. His miserable failure in the
former makes his decisive victory in the
latter all the more impressive.
we need to have more slumber parties and drink
more long island ice teas (just like that time you
got wasted in pdx and the bar tender told you to
never ever again in your life order two long islands
in a row). so yeah, when are you going home
next?
rockers and writers of aphorisms: That was the
theory, this is the practice.
joel is the man to talk to.
sees.
minister of said church. If you doubt me, you will
burn in the fires of elevator muzac.
both took up the cello and i made it
my mission in life to steal his first
chair spot, which never happened
thankyouverymuch mrs. forest. but
after years of throwing punches we
realized that there was no choice but
to love one another in sweet sweet
oberlin-nerd style. to me, joel is:
drinking long islands all night,
impersonating naked nick, filming
authority figures w/out their
knowledge, playing drunken trivial
pursuit, making thai curry, having
slumber parties, climbing mountains,
laughing uncontrolably, cheap
orchestra bow ties which fall off in
the middle of concerts, teasing jimbo
for his pitiful life, failed bio
experiments, sending him to confess my
love for the manager of dunkin donuts
(to the wrong person as it turns out),
and, "kitty, that's my pot pie."
believe me, everyone could use a
little joel in their life (or a lot).
"Yeah, I'd cheat on my boyfriend for
him."