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"Ronald Miller has had a crush on the beautiful Cindy
Mancini for years - who doesn't even know his name.
Cindy's idea of..."
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Occupation:
Graphic Designer/King of Hearts
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Hobbies and Interests:
Vespa & Lambretta Scooters, Ayotte Drums, Macintosh, Graphic Design, Foundation Skateboards, COFFEE, Smoking, Drinking, Exhailling, 80's Dancing, Thinking I am younger than I actually am, taking naps, Defiling, knuckledusting
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Favorite Books:
Confessions of an Organized Homemaker, Confessions of a Happily Organized Family, Kitchen Organization tips & Secrets, Stupid White Men
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Favorite Movies:
Groundhog Day, Can't Buy Me Love, American Beauty, Alien, Blade Runner, Seven, High Strung, Hot Moves, The Shawshank Redemption, Mannequin
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Favorite Music:
Elliott, Braid, Journey, Jawbreaker, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Nitro, Sugar, Shiner, The Jealous Sound, My Vitriol, Six Going on Seven, Houston, Vixen, Coheed & Cambria, Wham, Hum, Jawbox, James Taylor, Swervedriver, so so many more
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Favorite TV Shows:
TWIN PEAKS, My So Called Life, Mr. Belvidere, Webster, Small Wonder, It's Your Move, Doogie
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About Me:
Ronald Miller has had a crush on the beautiful Cindy
Mancini for years - who doesn't even know his name.
Cindy's idea of a Saturday night includes parties while
Ronald's is poker games. In addition, Cindy is dating
the former football star turned college pro - who has
been giving her the cold shoulder. Cindy finds herself in
a desperate situation when she borrows her mother's
$1000 suede dress, without permission, and ruins it.
The only person who has the money to replace the
dress, without her mother finding out, is Ronald.
However, Ronald tells her that the only condition for him
giving her the money is if she poses as his girlfriend for
a month. As the month passes, she begins to show an
interest in Ronald. But he is so consumed with
popularity, he is blind to her feelings. In addition, he
also begins to join in with his new "friends" in taunting
his old friends. Can Ronald find his way before he
loses Cindy and everyone he cares about?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Cindy Mancini
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stone ages(1996 ad) and jon and i used
to play shows together with our unique
brand of suburban petulance... fast
forward 7 years.. i was attending a
show at the local teen center (trying
to score some tight barely illegal teen
slit) and there was jon and his
knuckledusters... we talked about the
old days literally for minutes... then
he asked me what i was up to lately...
i informed him of my quest. you see i
had recently done a 6 day cocaine
bender and in my lack of food or sleep
i had a vision... i was to search the
globe for a mythical guitar slinger who
resembled Eric Stoltz and we were to
form a band with a hard to pronounce
name that would play no shows and break
up... upon this he asked me "are you
the keymaster? for i am the
gatekeeper!" then we touched butts and
giggled and somehow i wound up pregnant.
Gotta let you body move
Gotta keep the music jumpin'
Everybody get loose
Face the music, then I'm right behind
With a posse, a mic and a funky rhyme
It doesn't take a lot of time for me to climb
And whem I'm going for mine, I'm like a
monkey on a vine
Goin' up the scale and I will prevail
Sharper than the point on the tip of a nail
Movin' with the speed of a thief on the run
My mic is my gun and my posse's the one
Ready for fun, but also for static
Anything breaks and they're ready automatic
I've had it with suckers who try to get paid -
Sayin' they're teaching, but not makin'
The grade - they're played.
I'm the teacher, man, you're the student
Close your ears if you feel you're prudent
And can't deal with the lyrics I'm steppin' with
But they're the lines the people are gettin'
with
A lesson well taught, here's some more
advice
I don't sweat it on the mic
'Cause I'm cool as Ice
California, and I will never forgot the
amazing bonding experience we had
together. (Remember the purple monkey-
cow? Hilarious!) The best part was
when we got stuck in Flagstaff Arizona
and ran into T.J. Racer, the former
bassist of Nitro, in some dive bar.
Remember when we asked him for his
autograph and he started crying? How
were we supposed to know about his
accident at the machine tools plant?!?
Oh god, Jon, how I cherish our memories.
you bitches should feel luck that such
a catch is single. Now that he has
stopped his whore-in ways he is ready
to settle down.
quadra-tar (see picture) and a tight
leather outfit with big black hair, yes
this is the jon i know...not to mention
that he rides a lambretta.
Welsh
There are many reasons why Jon is cool.
Jon plays the drums, which kicks
fucking ass. Jon also worships My So-
Called Life and even knows who
Swervedriver is. He can even keep me
entertained at work although we are
separated by many states. Let's hear it
for modern technology (and Jon)! Thus,
there are many reasons why Jon is cool.
baller I thought tigggggght. anyone
who plays a flying X and mixes
business with pleather is the shit.
rock n roll. P.S. I'm gonna need my
extra hold Aqua Net back when you
get a chance. Thanks
scooters an' mac computers Jon iz
uh kind nig who will pik up ya dinner
if ya iz short on da bill... peep this shit
out.
knuckledusting around the neighborhood
in his leather pants as he did. I
always thought he was untouchable w/
his big curly hair and quadruple armed
guitar he would have in the laundry
room of my building playing solo for a
load of whites. He wanted more from
his style. So I did what I could and
introduced him to the hipster handbook
and the rest is history with a hot
emocomb over to prove it. Way to go
jon, you have come a long way baby! C3
(see before & after in photo file)