Jon

      "Ronald Miller has had a crush on the beautiful Cindy Mancini for years - who doesn't even know his name. Cindy's idea of..."

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      • Jaisen
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      • i was in a shitty punk band back in the
        stone ages(1996 ad) and jon and i used
        to play shows together with our unique
        brand of suburban petulance... fast
        forward 7 years.. i was attending a
        show at the local teen center (trying
        to score some tight barely illegal teen
        slit) and there was jon and his
        knuckledusters... we talked about the
        old days literally for minutes... then
        he asked me what i was up to lately...
        i informed him of my quest. you see i
        had recently done a 6 day cocaine
        bender and in my lack of food or sleep
        i had a vision... i was to search the
        globe for a mythical guitar slinger who
        resembled Eric Stoltz and we were to
        form a band with a hard to pronounce
        name that would play no shows and break
        up... upon this he asked me "are you
        the keymaster? for i am the
        gatekeeper!" then we touched butts and
        giggled and somehow i wound up pregnant.
      • Alex
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      • Gotta hold on to this feelin'
        Gotta let you body move
        Gotta keep the music jumpin'
        Everybody get loose
        Face the music, then I'm right behind
        With a posse, a mic and a funky rhyme
        It doesn't take a lot of time for me to climb
        And whem I'm going for mine, I'm like a
        monkey on a vine
        Goin' up the scale and I will prevail
        Sharper than the point on the tip of a nail
        Movin' with the speed of a thief on the run
        My mic is my gun and my posse's the one
        Ready for fun, but also for static
        Anything breaks and they're ready automatic
        I've had it with suckers who try to get paid -
        Sayin' they're teaching, but not makin'
        The grade - they're played.
        I'm the teacher, man, you're the student
        Close your ears if you feel you're prudent
        And can't deal with the lyrics I'm steppin' with
        But they're the lines the people are gettin'
        with
        A lesson well taught, here's some more
        advice
        I don't sweat it on the mic
        'Cause I'm cool as Ice
      • Lance
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      • I once hitchhiked with Jon to Pasadena
        California, and I will never forgot the
        amazing bonding experience we had
        together. (Remember the purple monkey-
        cow? Hilarious!) The best part was
        when we got stuck in Flagstaff Arizona
        and ran into T.J. Racer, the former
        bassist of Nitro, in some dive bar.
        Remember when we asked him for his
        autograph and he started crying? How
        were we supposed to know about his
        accident at the machine tools plant?!?
        Oh god, Jon, how I cherish our memories.
      • Mark
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      • Jon is a hot piece of ass and any of
        you bitches should feel luck that such
        a catch is single. Now that he has
        stopped his whore-in ways he is ready
        to settle down.
      • Travis
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      • ...jon is also cool because he rocks a
        quadra-tar (see picture) and a tight
        leather outfit with big black hair, yes
        this is the jon i know...not to mention
        that he rides a lambretta.
      • Libby
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      • Stuff That Makes Jon Cool, by Libby M.
        Welsh

        There are many reasons why Jon is cool.
        Jon plays the drums, which kicks
        fucking ass. Jon also worships My So-
        Called Life and even knows who
        Swervedriver is. He can even keep me
        entertained at work although we are
        separated by many states. Let's hear it
        for modern technology (and Jon)! Thus,
        there are many reasons why Jon is cool.
      • Alex
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      • When I first met this heavy metal
        baller I thought tigggggght. anyone
        who plays a flying X and mixes
        business with pleather is the shit.
        rock n roll. P.S. I'm gonna need my
        extra hold Aqua Net back when you
        get a chance. Thanks
      • Ian
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      • Jon iz one tight dude. between
        scooters an' mac computers Jon iz
        uh kind nig who will pik up ya dinner
        if ya iz short on da bill... peep this shit
      • Xferret-corex
      • 張貼於
      • jon has an impressive cock... check it
        out.
      • Concord P.
      • 張貼於
      • When I first met jon he was a just
        knuckledusting around the neighborhood
        in his leather pants as he did. I
        always thought he was untouchable w/
        his big curly hair and quadruple armed
        guitar he would have in the laundry
        room of my building playing solo for a
        load of whites. He wanted more from
        his style. So I did what I could and
        introduced him to the hipster handbook
        and the rest is history with a hot
        emocomb over to prove it. Way to go
        jon, you have come a long way baby! C3
        (see before & after in photo file)

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